When butt implants go wrong...

MrsDocMac · Post by **MrsDocMac** » August 2nd, 2006, 3:36 pm

Very very wrong....

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » August 2nd, 2006, 3:38 pm

Bugsy will think she's hot!

Just kidding, Bro.
RLTW
EP

EvilCouch · Post by **EvilCouch** » August 2nd, 2006, 5:01 pm

Sir Mix-A-Lot wrote:Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

Shake dat ass, girl!

Speedracer · Post by **Speedracer** » August 2nd, 2006, 7:16 pm

How did that song go....Baby got back

3/75mom · Post by **3/75mom** » August 2nd, 2006, 10:06 pm

Are you kidding? That IS photoshopped I HOPE?!

Back looks like gigundi ta ta's! :?

MrsDocMac · Post by **MrsDocMac** » August 2nd, 2006, 10:07 pm

3/75mom wrote:Are you kidding? That IS photoshopped I HOPE?! Back looks like gigundi ta ta's! :?

That would have to be some damn good photoshop.....

CloakAndDagger · Post by **CloakAndDagger** » August 2nd, 2006, 10:24 pm

Look at the girls on the right side of the photo 2 & 3...

It's looks like they're saying, "I ain't ever seen no girl in the hood wit booty that big!"

3/75mom · Post by **3/75mom** » August 2nd, 2006, 10:26 pm

Mrs. that is freakin' scary!

Clock and Dagger I noticed that too. THey are like, she don't even look Latin. Her ass is blowed out biggern J'Lo's.

Benning Wife · Post by **Benning Wife** » August 3rd, 2006, 7:24 am

That is just wrong. Gross!

EvilCouch · Post by **EvilCouch** » August 3rd, 2006, 7:40 am

Speedracer wrote:How did that song go....Baby got back

Sir Mix-A-Lot wrote:I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back)

EvilCouch · Post by **EvilCouch** » August 3rd, 2006, 7:49 am

You have to admit, 2 Live Crew was right on the money when they said, "Damn, too much booty in the pants. Damn, too much booty in the pants. Damn, too much booty in the pants."

EvilCouch · Post by **EvilCouch** » August 3rd, 2006, 8:46 am

Booty, booty, booty, booty. Rockin' everywhere.

Truer words were never sampled.