Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A: Shoot him again.
Q: How can you tell if a man is well hung?
A: When you can barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: Because they are practicing to be men.
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three - one to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their mates after Mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email?
A: Rename the folder "Instructions Manuals."
For the Ladies
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imarangersdad
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For the Ladies
"Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?"
And I said, "Here am I. Send me!"
Isaiah 6:8
"Rangers Lead the Way"
And I said, "Here am I. Send me!"
Isaiah 6:8
"Rangers Lead the Way"
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Mom in Texas
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289sotherhalf
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Re: For the Ladies
imarangersdad wrote:Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A: Shoot him again.
~Ranger Wife~
"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"
"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."
"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"
"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."
"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
Re: For the Ladies
Amenimarangersdad wrote:Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email?
A: Rename the folder "Instructions Manuals."
U.S. Army Signal Corps, 31M7A/31S
385th SigCo (FWD) Kuwait Jan 94- Dec 94
235th(67th) TACSAT Ft Gordon, GA. 95-97
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Mainz-Kastel, Germany 98-00, AD Dept
Ft Bragg 00-02, AD Dept
385th SigCo (FWD) Kuwait Jan 94- Dec 94
235th(67th) TACSAT Ft Gordon, GA. 95-97
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Mainz-Kastel, Germany 98-00, AD Dept
Ft Bragg 00-02, AD Dept
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Benning Wife
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ANGRYCivilian
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imarangersdad
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I'm watchin' you.imarangersdad wrote:Maybe. But, if I'm gonna kiss ass, at least I know enough to kiss a woman's ass.ANGRYCivilian wrote:traitor
No John Kerry back and forth shit here... 
2/75 HHC C/E 89-92
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant