Movie Reviews

Creeping Death · Post by **Creeping Death** » May 10th, 2006, 5:35 am

I just watched Ong-Bak last night on Showtime. Holy fucking shit, you fuckers have GOT to see this Tony Jaa fucker, man. The story is shit, and it's a foreign language film (Magician should feel right at home), but the fight scenes and the stunts in this movie were un-fucking-believable.

I saw shit in this movie that made Jackie Chan look like a chump. No shit. And this guy evidently did these stunts without wires, i.e. no shit talent.

This movie had the best, and most realistic fight scenes of any movie I have ever watched. It's on my must own list. If you like Muay Thai, or like watching fuckers getting fucked the hell up with some uber wicked knees and elbows, watch this fucking movie.

http://www.ongbakdvd.com/

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » May 10th, 2006, 6:54 am

Everett Ruess wrote:I love the smell of formaldehyde!

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virgin · Post by **virgin** » May 12th, 2006, 8:54 am

Creeping Death wrote:I just watched Ong-Bak last night on Showtime. Holy fucking shit, you fuckers have GOT to see this Tony Jaa fucker, man. The story is shit, and it's a foreign language film (Magician should feel right at home), but the fight scenes and the stunts in this movie were un-fucking-believable.

the scene where he takes those guys out on the bridge they did in ONE take. you're absolutely right Ranger Creeping Death, that guy is crazy.
another movie you Rangers may enjoy thoroughly is The Peacemaker with Clooney and Kidman, Clooney actually plays a Ranger in the movie! picture the way the show 24 would be as a movie, that's the best way to sum up The Peacemaker. enjoy Rangers.

VAK · Post by **VAK** » May 12th, 2006, 2:43 pm

Clooney's just the person I wanna watch play soldier... Fuck that piece of shit!!!

Bugsy · Post by **Bugsy** » May 12th, 2006, 6:48 pm

VAK wrote:Clooney's just the person I wanna watch play soldier... Fuck that piece of shit!!!

Come on admit it, he's YOUR HERO!!!

hit_it · Post by **hit_it** » May 13th, 2006, 5:20 am

Bugsy wrote:
VAK wrote:Clooney's just the person I wanna watch play soldier... Fuck that piece of shit!!!
Come on admit it, he's YOUR HERO!!!

Vk's hiding the fact the he thin Clooney is puurrrrrddddddiiiiieeeee......

CGoog · Post by **CGoog** » May 13th, 2006, 6:49 am

Clooney is one FINE piece of meat.....

Cat · Post by **Cat** » May 14th, 2006, 8:03 pm

hit_it wrote:MI3

Good flick. A lot of unbelieveable action, though. I played out good but it never clarified if he screwed the dead chick or not.

I don't think he did.

I saw it tonight. Great movie.

RangerX · Post by **RangerX** » May 15th, 2006, 5:03 am

I refuse to give any of my money to that barking moonbat attention whore Cruise.

That's why I plan on stealing MI III off the interweb

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » May 15th, 2006, 5:35 am

I just watched Bad Santa again on TV. That shit is so funny. My favorite three comedies has bee changed to four to include it.

RangerX · Post by **RangerX** » May 15th, 2006, 5:39 am

ANGRYCivilian wrote:I just watched Bad Santa again on TV. That shit is so funny. My favorite three comedies has bee changed to four to include it.

You ain't gonna shit right for a week!!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » May 15th, 2006, 12:32 pm

virgin wrote:
Creeping Death wrote:I just watched Ong-Bak last night on Showtime. Holy fucking shit, you fuckers have GOT to see this Tony Jaa fucker, man. The story is shit, and it's a foreign language film (Magician should feel right at home), but the fight scenes and the stunts in this movie were un-fucking-believable.
the scene where he takes those guys out on the bridge they did in ONE take. you're absolutely right Ranger Creeping Death, that guy is crazy.

You should have stopped here but you decided to add

...another movie you Rangers may enjoy thoroughly is The Peacemaker with Clooney and Kidman, Clooney actually plays a Ranger in the movie! picture the way the show 24 would be as a movie, that's the best way to sum up The Peacemaker. enjoy Rangers.

and therefore you get to STFU!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » May 15th, 2006, 12:35 pm

Creeping Death wrote:I just watched Ong-Bak last night on Showtime. Holy fucking shit, you fuckers have GOT to see this Tony Jaa fucker, man. The story is shit, and it's a foreign language film (Magician should feel right at home), but the fight scenes and the stunts in this movie were un-fucking-believable.

I saw shit in this movie that made Jackie Chan look like a chump. No shit. And this guy evidently did these stunts without wires, i.e. no shit talent.

This movie had the best, and most realistic fight scenes of any movie I have ever watched. It's on my must own list. If you like Muay Thai, or like watching fuckers getting fucked the hell up with some uber wicked knees and elbows, watch this fucking movie.

http://www.ongbakdvd.com/

Just the preview makes me want to buy it today...so I will!

Another good movie is "The New World". It has to be one of the most stunning visual movies I have ever seen. Probably right up there with "Memoirs of a Geisha".

Cat · Post by **Cat** » May 15th, 2006, 1:13 pm

RangerX wrote:I refuse to give any of my money to that barking moonbat attention whore Cruise.

That's why I plan on stealing MI III off the interweb

You could pay for another movie and then walk into MI3

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » May 16th, 2006, 5:32 am

I watched New World last night, and I want my fucking time back. I want it back. It was so gay it was almost a musical. It had like 6 spoken words in the whole movie; counting the Indian gibberish, make it 12 words. Pokahiney didn't even get naked, no Indian whores were raped, the White Devils were fucking retards who couldn't survive in the wild...it would have been better as a documentary.

I should have watched Gramma's Boy instead.

Who's going to see Over the Hedge, Friday?