Rangers-Eazy on the eyes, hard on the heart!

BadMuther · Post by **BadMuther** » March 26th, 2004, 3:04 pm

Abell9 wrote:Did I break your concentration? What happened to thou, thee and thus pastor?

The lake to my front I personally can't get on with my boat....my buddy can with his though. The one to my rear I can get on, but it sixteen bucks a fucking pop to launch....

Im so single dimensional. Being a Redneck "WELFARE" boy with no education, raised by a Pentacostal Murderer....I regress, fukken mushrooms clowdin euy9o my vsion, feklin boooat brok, rich boy makim fun uh miu welfare ass....

Ok, cool, I wont come live with you and the boats out....wife???? :D[/quote]

I ain't a rich boy, far from it! I just lucked out here recently.......Wife.........Pastor, you know you like little boys-who are you kidding?

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » March 26th, 2004, 4:16 pm

Hey everyone Have A great weekend, Father Abell no hard feelers about my choice in extracurricular activity early in the morning. ( I do like to do normal stuff too)!!! Go kick some ASS!!!
To everyone else, keep chatting your heart away on this thread so that I can beat the 14 page BS on fat chicks!!! I won't probably be back until Sunday either, yes I have a life too. (I'm going elk and deer shed hunting) The deer and Elk are shedding their horns right now, for those city people who don't have a clue. Then I may even go fishin' and ride a horse or two.
to everyone have a great weekend, party hard, sleep lightly, but if you do sleep, have some great wet dreams!!! & No not about your mother!!!

McD · Post by **McD** » March 29th, 2004, 7:43 am

SS Things are slowing down here! You might want to "Stir" the pot with to get things going again. Just a few pages to go to get to 14!
You know what gets a Rangers attention!..... stimulating conversasion

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » March 29th, 2004, 7:53 am

If she doesn't come back today I'll lobby the admin to take a few pages of posts off this thread, starting with those inane posts about real estate prices.

What a slacker. Hey VRSCA - here's a tip - Next time you invite someone to this site, do a better job. Get someone who's going to contribute a lot and be a really prolific poster - you know, like Luna's brother.

Whoa - gotta run - Teletubbies is starting....

Looon · Post by **Looon** » March 29th, 2004, 8:58 am

SS...............post!......................

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » March 29th, 2004, 9:08 am

Hey, good lookin', where you at?

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » March 29th, 2004, 9:56 am

Hey kiddo's! You want mamma' to come out and play?!?

You want excitement, you want lot's of sexy naughty talk that makes your dick hard???? Well shit boys call I 800-cum to me! This isn't no damn free sex line!!!

Okay, I'll be nice if it gets me my 14 pages! What do you "Men" what do you want to hear!!

Looon · Post by **Looon** » March 29th, 2004, 10:00 am

straightshooter wrote:Hey kiddo's! You want mamma' to come out and play?!? You want excitement, you want lot's of sexy naughty talk that makes your dick hard???? Well shit boys call I 800-cum to me! This isn't no damn free sex line!!!

Okay, I'll be nice if it gets me my 14 pages! What do you "Men" what do you want to hear!!

It almost sounds like you have provided phone sex before.

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » March 29th, 2004, 10:06 am

I'm just a natural....One of my MANY talents

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » March 29th, 2004, 10:10 am

I didn't know the # is 1-800-cum to me. All this time I been dialing 1-800-EAT-SHIT. I luv it when I get new Intel.

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » March 29th, 2004, 10:14 am

Just trying to help you out, SS. We like you're contributions to the sight,
and you have a good attitude. We can't help it if we drewl a little.

McD · Post by **McD** » March 29th, 2004, 10:18 am

Afternoon there Darlin! ( Kind of my cowboy/western impression). Find any sheds? Best rattling horns I got are a pair sheds, work like a charm!

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » March 29th, 2004, 10:26 am

I didn't find any new sheds, but the other day I found a little set of white tail antlers that has just dropped. They still had blood and hair on them. That was cool. I did go fishin' last night for a bout an hour (Not long enough) I caught a 13" brown out of the Tongue River that was fun to bring in. Fishin' is gettin' Good!! I need to get my little boat's tags so I can go trolling for trout, walleye, perch, crappie, pike, etc. (Yes Wyoming has all this!)
I love my home!!!

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » March 29th, 2004, 10:28 am

Hey there Ranger Steadfast
Haven't you heard of that new cologne that your fellow Rangers wear?

It's called cum to me... doesn't it smell like cum to you?

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » March 29th, 2004, 10:50 am

Ranger McD,
I have a funny story, (Well I think it's funny! Especially if I can find the picture!)

My brother and I were up in Yellowstone park in the fall a couple of years back and we snuck off the main pathway to get closer to some bull elk (Not the brighest thing to do, but fun as hell)

Anyway my brother was was rubbin' some sticks together trying to get this this big old bull to face us that was already about 20 yards away. He just ignored us. Went to scratchin his butt on a dead tree. (I got this on camera) anyway, what we didn't realize was by scrapin', my brother brought in a young bull in behind us! As my brother turned to look at the other bull his straw cowboy hat lightly brushed the tree. All of a sudden, that old bull became interested!! To make a long story short, we got out of the way to watch the young bull challenge the old one! We were only about 15 feet away!