During Airborne school I went with one of my buddies to his grandparents home in LOWER Mississippi for thanksgiving. They all lived in a shack in the middle of nowhere and we none the less did some hunting, drinking, hunting, drinking, hunting, drinking...the last couple of days we where there I met his step-sister. Nothing happens the first night but the second night his step-mother and sister where home alone with a 1/5 of JD and Yukon Jack. We proceeded to get fucked up to the point of passing the fuck out when she leans in and wispers that she wants to fuck. I did my best to sober up and we moved into her room and I start in on her as best I can.Creeping Death wrote:You don't open the door on shit like that and not elaborate. No fuckin' way. I think this requires a no shitter story from you, Brother.Tirehouse wrote:You have never had poon until you have puked in it..nothing like vomit for lube!!!
Now this girl was about 5'2" and 105 pounds with nice long brown hair and tig ol' bitties. I got her down to her panties and this is where shit got fucked up....I didn't do the finger check before I stuck my face in it....
That shit smelled like burned hair, festering puke, rotting cow guts in 130 degree heat all slathered over rotten head cheese....my puke trigger went into over drive. I don't know how much I got up in there but I puked all over her and her bed cheese burger, fries, JD and Yukon. Don't ask me how but for some reason she was passed out cold and I did my best to clean her up by taking her bed sheets and blankets and wiping her off and OUT!(I of coarse shoved them in the back of her closet). Seeing her laying there with her legs spread open I couldn't help my self, but no sweater for my snake.
Now this really gets fucked up I go out to find my buddy and get a cock coat from him or thinking maybe his dad had one laying around. I couldn't find the fucker anywhere but I can hear some noise coming from his parents bedroom so I knock on it and he comes to the door with nothing but a sheet around his waste and after the initial shock I asked him "Dude are you....you know....your mom?!?!?! He looked at me with a smile and said "Yeah...wouldn't you?" all I could do was laugh with his step-mom in the back ground saying "Hurry up honey before your dad gets home."
Well I got a condom from him and hit his sister in her stank box and almost puked again from the smell but managed to bust one just about the time he was done. We got dressed and left and drove back the next day to finish up Airborne school. I can't remember how many times I showered and scrubed my shit raw....I lost track of him after airborne and have never stepped foot back in Mississippi again.
