2nd Intoduction.

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » February 22nd, 2006, 2:08 pm

Vee wrote:
rgrpuck wrote:Dont fuckin Pm me again.

Why you? Why do they always pick you?

Ranger Vee,

It could be the long list under Ranger Puck's name.

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » February 22nd, 2006, 2:23 pm

Vee wrote:
rgrpuck wrote:Dont fuckin Pm me again.

Why you? Why do they always pick you?

I got one too.

I guess he just wanted to make sure we didn't miss it.

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » February 22nd, 2006, 5:58 pm

God has a plan for you?

Better check with his oldest kid...he wasn't pleased with how his contract turned out.

VAK · Post by **VAK** » February 22nd, 2006, 7:32 pm

HeathBar,

Should you EVER have the urge to PM me again... Think hard about it, then resist the urge by thrusting your head sharply into your computer monitor, pull it out then suck on one of the electical cords that will be emitting sparks. If you still have the urge to PM me, go find a utility pole, one of those great big ones-I mean the huge ones-then sharply FUCK YOURSELF.

I see no-zero humor-in PM's from the retarded section of the bus simply informing me that they've posted a new introduction:

1. I don't give a flying fuck.

2. Why didn't you just make a correction in the existing thread?

3. Why would you possibly think anyone would care enough for you to PM them with this piece of trivia?

4. Find a DEP that is willing to work with you and assist you in stepping off of that short school bus you've ridden in your entire life and entering the real world. If in fact you are able to find said DEP, ask them to assist you in a PT Program, one that tires you enough so that your arms are too tired to type drivel and yet strong enough for you to make a mouse function so that you might read the wisdom that has been imparted on this site.

5. Puck has changed his mind and asked that you PM him anytime you have a problem, want to visit, need advise or just want a bunk buddy...

6. I am kidding and Puck would rip your head off using only your left earlobe and your right eyebrow, so DO NOT PM Puck again either.

7. You do still need to follow everything else I've said in this post, including the utility pole instruction.

8. To make amends for being an idiot, you may wish to work with the DEP's on some assignment to increase your knowledge of how the site works.

9. Write 500 words on why it's important to read the rules and FAQ's of a site before posting.

10. Do so within 48 hours and before posting anything else other than your acknowledgement of this assignment.

Have a Fantastic ArmyRanger.com day!!!

VAK · Post by **VAK** » February 24th, 2006, 11:22 am

The clock is ticking candy bar...

DEP's I am expecting you to work with this new "WonderBoui"

Heath · Post by **Heath** » February 24th, 2006, 3:07 pm

It is very important to first read and study the rules and FAQ's of the Army Ranger web sites. In my case it is especially important because according to some, I AM A RETARD. So before anybody posts a comment or question, please read the rules and FAQ's in the forum. One reason being DEP's need to learn respect and the proper greeting you would give to a Ranger or a vet. For example, if you are speaking to a Ranger address him like this, Ranger (insert name here). Or if you have the privledge of speaking to a veteren you should use proper greeting like Sir. At all times you should speak to them like you have some sense since they have been there and done that and DEP's don't know S***. And another thing, before you ask a question, check and make sure, by using the search utility, that that question has not been asked already. Then use Google if you can't find the answere there. Do not ask questions that have already been asked. Unless you want to piss someone off and get an assignment. Be sure to do an in deapth search of the question at hand. So take my advice, read and heed the rules and FAQ's. VAK, the rest will be posted Sat.

IntelToad · Post by **IntelToad** » February 24th, 2006, 3:13 pm

Okay, not bad, take a deep breath, read more and post less.

K.Ingraham · Post by **K.Ingraham** » February 24th, 2006, 7:46 pm

K.Ingraham wrote: Get a think skin as well.
Read much, post little.

It might be that I meant,,,,"get a thiCk skin".

Not sure what a 'think' skin might be, but some reprobate around here'll offer some suggestions.

Heath · Post by **Heath** » February 25th, 2006, 7:43 am

All you DEP's, listen up. The following contains good reason of the importance of first reading and abiding the rules and FAQ's. Rangers and veterens are here to help us. Keep in mind that their titles are earned not issued. Do your very best while on this site. Be sure to always keep a good and positive attitude. When you enter this site be sure to first post an intro. Make sure that the intro gives are good description of who you are so the Ranger and veterens get a good idea of your present condition, demeanor, and future desired accomplishents. And if you do @#$% up, accept your punishment and un-@#$% the problem. Treat the Rangers and veterens on this site like they are above you, CAUSE THEY ARE! Remeber, as DEP's we need the wisdom on this site offered by those who have already succeded in areas where we are currently dreaming of going. It is privledge to be on this site. Also, try to at least sound intelligent, do your best to keep an upright conversation while in the forums. It is also important to select an avatar from the avatar control panel. Use the designated region for your specific title and/or position. If you are not yet a soldier don't give advice and act like you know sh*& about sh*&. Read and heed, DEP's we ain't nothin yet.

VAK · Post by **VAK** » February 25th, 2006, 8:02 am

Heath wrote:All you DEP's, listen up. The following contains good reason of the importance of first reading and abiding the rules and FAQ's. Rangers and veterens are here to help us.

Treat the Rangers and veterens on this site like they are above you, CAUSE THEY ARE! Remeber, as DEP's we need the wisdom on this site offered by those who have already succeded in areas where we are currently dreaming of going.

It is privledge to be on this site.

Also, try to at least sound intelligent.

If you are not yet a soldier don't give advice and act like you know sh*& about sh*&. Read and heed, DEP's we ain't nothin yet.

Now you went into the fucking Dr. Ruth business and you're giving advice? What the fucking fuck?

And then you had to go into the dreamin' catagory... Heathbar, you will probably always "just be dreaming about it", if you don't pull your head out of your rectal passageway and take a breath. Why didn't you just stay on track and finish in your first post and along those lines? Why did you switch gears so drastically, getting so amazingly stupid in the process. (This is a rhetorical question.)

And thank a fuck a doodle doo it was you who have given me purpose. I have wandered the earth lost and without direction untill just now. Now I have a purpose... Dumbass, no one's singular purpose in the world has anything to do with you.

As far as attempting to sound intelligent, well you kind of fucked that already didn't you.

And then your last point just cracked me the fuck up as here you are giving advice when your assignment was to correct your own stupidity. Dum Da Daaaa, Dude you have got to go look in the mirror right fucking now and see if you have mongoloid features as I know you have got to be eight kinds of fucking retarded.

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » March 4th, 2006, 8:26 pm

Vee wrote:
rgrpuck wrote:Dont fuckin Pm me again.

Why you? Why do they always pick you?

They see the puck flying away from them and not to them.

I think there is a line from a old song about this concept of the puck coming at ya & the afterwards results.

"There's a hole in my head where the wind blows through"

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