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VAK wrote:
SouthernBlonde wrote:
Flesh Thorn wrote:SouthernBlonde, I get 2 hour lunches. Would you like to meet for some hot loving ? :wink:
Wow - a good little noon-er can really brighten a girl's day -- thanks for the offer, Ranger Flesh Thorn :wink:
Notice how there was no answer though Bwahahahahaha

You know why Brother? She's too busy shopping for curtains of the appropriate texture. SNAP!!!
Yea, but VAK, she's just doing that out of pity for your tired, old, gimpy ass. After that, she's going to need a REAL MAN. Unfortunately, I'm much too far away to be able to get to her.

Plus, if I did, when I came back home, I'd find all my shit in the yard......again!
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Well, I'm gonna have to do it. Didn't want to but it's for the team, what the hell.

Southernblonde, I'm right here in Boston, shoot me your number, we'll talk a bit and arrange for you to come down to get you squared away with these pics. We'll have lunch, a couple drinks, and get right to work so you're not all fucked up ok? Really, it's the least I can do to help square a new member away. :wink: :twisted: :lol:
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I should also add Miss maam, that you should feel free to invite one of your girlfriends if you'd be more comfortable... I'm sure I could round-up a Ranger buddy here to keep her... um... entertained, so to speak.
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Post by Joe_328 »

Southernbelle = Worst Rangerette Ever
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chkray wrote:
VAK wrote:
SouthernBlonde wrote: Wow - a good little noon-er can really brighten a girl's day -- thanks for the offer, Ranger Flesh Thorn :wink:
Notice how there was no answer though Bwahahahahaha

You know why Brother? She's too busy shopping for curtains of the appropriate texture. SNAP!!!
Yea, but VAK, she's just doing that out of pity for your tired, old, gimpy ass. After that, she's going to need a REAL MAN. Unfortunately, I'm much too far away to be able to get to her.

Plus, if I did, when I came back home, I'd find all my shit in the yard......again!
You know Brother, I cannot even argue this point...

Bwahahahahahaaaa
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cams wrote:Well, I'm gonna have to do it. Didn't want to but it's for the team, what the hell.

Southernblonde, I'm right here in Boston, shoot me your number, we'll talk a bit and arrange for you to come down to get you squared away with these pics. We'll have lunch, a couple drinks, and get right to work so you're not all fucked up ok? Really, it's the least I can do to help square a new member away. :wink: :twisted: :lol:
Umm...Can I hold the lights, lighting is very important, and after all I'm just around the corner! And I'm free that day, any day... 8)
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Joe_328 wrote:Southernbelle = Worst Rangerette Ever
Damn Dude, what is wrong? Bad day???
"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe)

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RGR Mac wrote:
cams wrote:Well, I'm gonna have to do it. Didn't want to but it's for the team, what the hell.

Southernblonde, I'm right here in Boston, shoot me your number, we'll talk a bit and arrange for you to come down to get you squared away with these pics. We'll have lunch, a couple drinks, and get right to work so you're not all fucked up ok? Really, it's the least I can do to help square a new member away. :wink: :twisted: :lol:
Umm...Can I hold the lights, lighting is very important, and after all I'm just around the corner! And I'm free that day, any day... 8)
We tried Mac, but I think we's bein blown off. :lol: Fuck it. Next.
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Damn, guys....can't we keep this professional??? Im shocked at your callous and rude demeanor!!! Shocked!!!!!

Southern Blond: Look Sunshine, pay no attention to the boys. They are a rude, fillthy lot they are. Crude, verbally abusive, uneducated , trailer trash.

Now, my child. As you know, I am the Pastor and oversee this flock of knuckle draggers and tend to their...."spriitual needs" so to speak. A Rangers "spiritual need" is somewhat unusual. For the Ranger to see the light, he must first see the breast. So, you see my child....I can't do my job unless you do yours. So, send me your photo's in a PM and Ill decide if they are worth of posting to the flock. I mean, I AM The Pastor and if you can't trust a Pastor, who can you trust????? 8)
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cams wrote:
We tried Mac, but I think we's bein blown off. :lol: Fuck it. Next.

Nawww, she's just taking her time pick'n an outfit for the photo shoot.... :shock:
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HOLY SHIT Southern Blond..............THOSE are some good photo's you sent!!!! :shock: :shock: Nice, very very nice.

Tell ya what, Ill keep these from public view until you send me permission. Kay? :wink:
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VAK wrote:
Joe_328 wrote:Southernbelle = Worst Rangerette Ever
Damn Dude, what is wrong? Bad day???
His anal exams have been rougher than expected.
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Darksaga wrote:
VAK wrote:
Joe_328 wrote:Southernbelle = Worst Rangerette Ever
Damn Dude, what is wrong? Bad day???
His anal exams have been rougher than expected.
Indeed.
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Abell9 wrote:HOLY SHIT Southern Blond..............THOSE are some good photo's you sent!!!! :shock: :shock: Nice, very very nice.

Tell ya what, Ill keep these from public view until you send me permission. Kay? :wink:
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Chiron wrote:
Abell9 wrote:HOLY SHIT Southern Blond..............THOSE are some good photo's you sent!!!! :shock: :shock: Nice, very very nice.

Tell ya what, Ill keep these from public view until you send me permission. Kay? :wink:
GRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrRRRRR!
SouthernBlonde, although none of us want to be blocking the other and we abso-fricking-lutely want you out showing those titties around the board, I mean showing those titties ALOT, however as you can see Abell is very, very old. He can hardly handle seeing things like this. Chiron is now upset because you may have made him sick. So, please go ahead and send Chiron copies of any photo's you may have sent to Abell or any other geriatric member of the board. Chiron will check them and forward them to the committee for safety and security. (This committe will consist of all Ranger qualified member's, we will get back with you...)
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