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Petala wrote:"A client that I've known for 8 years came in one day and asked if we had anything that could fix her problem. She had pigmentation arround both the anus and the vagina after having her first baby and she was too embarased to have sex with her new boyfriend.

I'm wondering why the boyfrend would want to have sex with a woman that's that anal... Unless of course, it's intentional... :wink: :twisted: :lol:

OK, let me get this straight....your a Mortgage Broker chick.....and you had a client ask you for something to bleach her ass?????? What the fuck does your sign out front say? Mortgages, Teef Pulled, Horse Doctors, and Crotch bleeching????
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This practice does not surprise me in the least. I can remember when I started working in health care 20 years ago, women actually complained about getting shaved before they gave birth.

Anymore, they have a lightening bolt shaved into their pubic hair, a tattoo and a clitoral stud to match and a girlfriend to take the piercing out before she gives birth. Oh, and Daddy has a penis stud too.

Where is Ranger Slowpoke!? I miss those good old days! Just one more reason why I moved to working in people's heads.
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DoorGunner wrote:
66G_RN wrote:This practice does not surprise me in the least. I can remember when I started working in health care 20 years ago, women actually complained about getting shaved before they gave birth.

Anymore, they have a lightening bolt shaved into their pubic hair, a tattoo and a clitoral stud to match and a girlfriend to take the piercing out before she gives birth. Oh, and Daddy has a penis stud too.

Where is Ranger Slowpoke!? I miss those good old days! Just one more reason why I moved to working in people's heads.
Okay, way to much information for me :shock: Penis stud? :shock: :roll:

Come on bro...fess up. Isnt that your nick name?
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How did they know they needed their ass bleached?

Squat over a mirror?

The odd off-hand comment from friends or family?

And Petala....what the fuck?
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Furthermore, I'm very disappointed that the process is painless.
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DoorGunner wrote:Okay, way to much information for me :shock: Penis stud? :shock: :roll:
Call me old fashioned but it was WAY too much information for me too! :shock:
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SnafuRacer wrote:
RRDTm3 wrote:Bawahahahahaha, he said.........hahaaha, mouth clap because, heeee haaaaawwww, Unknown once licked, OMMFG, hahahahahaha, non bleached pussy!

Great crossthreading reference, Ranger RRDTm3 :lol: :lol:

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I guess there's more to the 'Prince Albert in a Can" thing... :roll:
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AbnRgr289 wrote:What difference does it make?

Once you fuck it, it's all red and covered in shit anyway! :roll:
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So does this anal bleaching help with your teeth also? Might as well get a two for one.
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The Holmchicken wrote:So does this anal bleaching help with your teeth also? Might as well get a two for one.
That's just plain nasty mofo :lol:
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Kilted Heathen wrote:Furthermore, I'm very disappointed that the process is painless.
I agree but Better yet, I think those who spend time and money beautifying their abused and overused anal areas will more than likely get chronically "itchy" and seriously swollen...

Guess this will
Open up new job opportunities for butthole bleaching technicians!!!!
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