Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived.
In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order.
The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for the sled's enormous payload.
Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in and fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun.
"What's that for?" asked Santa incredulously.
The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you're gonna' lose an engine on takeoff."
Santa's Check Ride.
Military Humor. Laugh at me. Laugh at you. Laugh at them.
Moderator: Site Admin
-
Rgr_Summers
- Ranger
- Posts: 17
- Joined: May 4th, 2005, 3:42 pm
Santa's Check Ride.
Post by Rgr_Summers »
B CO 3/75
Wpns Plt (WEBCO) AT Section
HQ Plt Armourer
'86 - '89
Wpns Plt (WEBCO) AT Section
HQ Plt Armourer
'86 - '89
Post Reply
1 post
• Page 1 of 1
Return to “Good Humor Popsicle Zone”
Jump to
- Site and Ranger Board Info
- ↳ Board FAQ
- ↳ Board Support
- ↳ Airborne Ranger In The Sky
- ↳ The Final Rally Point (ArmyRanger.com Members)
- ↳ Spartan's Last Stand - Our Poser Wall, In Honor Of Ranger Spartan - RIP
- ↳ Introductions - Rangers, Veterans, Ranger Wives/Parents
- ↳ Introduction Archive
- ↳ Introductions - Future Soldiers and Other Civilians
- ↳ Introduction Archive
- ↳ Future Soldier Training Manifest
- ↳ Army Ranger Spotlight
- ↳ Reconnaissance
- Front Page News
- ↳ Ranger, SOF and Military News
- ↳ News, Politics, and Policy
- General Mayhem
- ↳ The News Dump
- ↳ The Mosh Pit
- ↳ Channel 13: All Sports All The Time
- ↳ Good Humor Popsicle Zone
- ↳ Lost and Found
- ↳ Post Service Issues
- ↳ Ranger Community Events
- ↳ Ranger Culinary University
- ↳ Ranger History
- Recruiters and Schools - Q&A
- ↳ Recruitment Process
- ↳ About OSUT
- ↳ About Airborne School
- ↳ About RASP
- ↳ About Ranger School - In Honor of Ranger BattleBoar - RIP
- ↳ About Army Physical Training
- ↳ Letters from School
- ↳ Special Operations Training
- Unit Specific Forums
- ↳ 75th Ranger Regiment Public Forum
- Tools and Skills
- ↳ Personal Gear
- ↳ Close Combat
- ↳ Weapons of War
- ↳ Airborne Operations
- ↳ Ranger Transportation
- ↳ Medical Issues
- International Forces
- ↳ Canada
- ↳ Other Country's Forces
- Army Ranger Archives
- ↳ Public Archives
- ↳ Archive - International Forces
- ↳ Canada
- ↳ OCF