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Gotta love it.
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Another proof that you can fix anything with duct tape.
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Post by Mom in Texas »

OK, somebody's got to say it.

You might be a redneck if...... :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's funny!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Too funny!
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Post by Invictus »

I guess that fella didn't have a chance in hell of getting any that night...damn, not even a feel. Unless she planned to get home, run into the bathroom and rip that shit off there...nothing says foreplay like ripping duct tape off your nipples...
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Invictus wrote:I guess that fella didn't have a chance in hell of getting any that night...damn, not even a feel. Unless she planned to get home, run into the bathroom and rip that shit off there...nothing says foreplay like ripping duct tape off your nipples...

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Invictus wrote:I guess that fella didn't have a chance in hell of getting any that night...damn, not even a feel. Unless she planned to get home, run into the bathroom and rip that shit off there...nothing says foreplay like ripping duct tape off your nipples...
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Post by Rock Island Ranger »

I guess Im just old school but whoever heard of foreplay without some duct tape, electric wire, and several batteries? Hell, the only reason my wife married me is because of the shock collar turned to "10" and blasting her time and again till it straightened her pubic hair out. Fuck.....those were the days.
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Abell9 wrote:I guess Im just old school but whoever heard of foreplay without some duct tape, electric wire, and several batteries? Hell, the only reason my wife married me is because of the shock collar turned to "10" and blasting her time and again till it straightened her pubic hair out. Fuck.....those were the days.
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Always keep a nine volt batt. handy. Works wonders. (remember as a kid, touching your tongue to the end and getting zapped!) Give her little button a zap or two, she'll never know what hit her..."My maaan, he got this trick he do wit his tongue you see, Shazaam!! Shaquisha, Girl, I swear he's all 'lectrical an shit motherfucka.."
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cams wrote:Always keep a nine volt batt. handy. Works wonders. (remember as a kid, touching your tongue to the end and getting zapped!) Give her little button a zap or two, she'll never know what hit her..."My maaan, he got this trick he do wit his tongue you see, Shazaam!! Shaquisha, Girl, I swear he's all 'lectrical an shit motherfucka.."
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Invictus wrote:I guess that fella didn't have a chance in hell of getting any that night...damn, not even a feel. Unless she planned to get home, run into the bathroom and rip that shit off there...nothing says foreplay like ripping duct tape off your nipples...
I've got an anniversary coming up this week... we'll have to try that! :lol:
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Post by keepsmilin »

I think I'll pass on the duct tape! Youch... A lil Scotch tape in an uncontrolled area could be in order in a pinch... but duct taping the whole dang things.. Spring for a decent lil sexy bra girl..

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66G_RN wrote:
Invictus wrote:I guess that fella didn't have a chance in hell of getting any that night...damn, not even a feel. Unless she planned to get home, run into the bathroom and rip that shit off there...nothing says foreplay like ripping duct tape off your nipples...
I've got an anniversary coming up this week... we'll have to try that! :lol:

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