Generic Viagra?

Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » October 24th, 2005, 12:26 pm

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning
to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff
drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT &DO"

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » October 24th, 2005, 8:13 pm

RTO · Post by **RTO** » October 24th, 2005, 8:48 pm

WOO WOO!!!

Tirehouse · Post by **Tirehouse** » October 25th, 2005, 6:52 am

HAHAHAHA

Tirehouse · Post by **Tirehouse** » October 25th, 2005, 6:53 am

HAHAHAHA

KillerParakeet · Post by **KillerParakeet** » October 26th, 2005, 7:08 pm

123r5

CloakAndDagger · Post by **CloakAndDagger** » October 28th, 2005, 12:02 pm

KillerParakeet wrote:I'm allergic to Amoxicillin!

This kid is sheltered!

502in62 · Post by **502in62** » October 29th, 2005, 2:59 pm

I tried to get my doc to give me a prescription for mycoxafloppin but he told me to forget it. It would be like putting a new flag pole on a condemned building.