Nija wrote:Reminds me of the time I was in L.A. for some kind of corporate training. First day there, while we were out to lunch I asked the waitress for some sweet tee.
She looks up and says pardon me. Again I say ‘may I have some sweet tee’ she is all pissed off and leaves. The others are dying laughing at me. I can not figure what in the hell is so funny. One of them states that out here you only ask for Tea. There is no such thing as sweet tea.
Put a hint of a southern drawl in the statement and you get
May I have some sweetie?
waitress: Sorry, nope we don't have that on our menu
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Nija wrote:Reminds me of the time I was in L.A. for some kind of corporate training. First day there, while we were out to lunch I asked the waitress for some sweet tee.
She looks up and says pardon me. Again I say ‘may I have some sweet tee’ she is all pissed off and leaves. The others are dying laughing at me. I can not figure what in the hell is so funny. One of them states that out here you only ask for Tea. There is no such thing as sweet tea.
Put a hint of a southern drawl in the statement and you get
May I have some sweetie?
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Daisey
Down here if you ask for tea, it comes sweet--I don't even think they offer it unsweetened.BigSis61502 wrote:LOL, I know people like that....Coke is everything.Rimmel wrote: I don't get it either, but then I ain't from around here.
The only thing that I've wanted but was not on the menu is sweet tea... you know you're not in the south when they don't have sweet tea (and you have to make it yourself)!!!!
And if ya actually request unsweet...you get the one eyebrow raise
There is nothing worse than going into a restaurant and asking for sweet tea and the waiter says, ever so kindly, "we only have un-sweet tea, but, there's sweetner on the table." UGH!!!! That just don't cut it!!!
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There is nothing worse than going into a restaurant and asking for sweet tea and the waiter says, ever so kindly, "we only have un-sweet tea, but, there's sweetner on the table." UGH!!!! That just don't cut it!!![/quote]Daisey wrote:Down here if you ask for tea, it comes sweet--I don't even think they offer it unsweetened.BigSis61502 wrote:LOL, I know people like that....Coke is everything.Rimmel wrote: I don't get it either, but then I ain't from around here.
The only thing that I've wanted but was not on the menu is sweet tea... you know you're not in the south when they don't have sweet tea (and you have to make it yourself)!!!!
And if ya actually request unsweet...you get the one eyebrow raise
Tea isn't tea unless it's sweet. :D
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Oh, come on Smiley,SmileyTFJ wrote:I got sooooo friggin' tired of that dumbass look....no I want Tea. If I wanted to drink sugar water I would go find a humming bird feeder somewhere!BigSis61502 wrote:And if ya actually request unsweet...you get the one eyebrow raise
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"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"
"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."
"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
"Love your enemies...it pisses them off!"
"Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."
"Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon."
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Daisey
Tea isn't tea unless it's sweet. :D[/quote]289sotherhalf wrote:There is nothing worse than going into a restaurant and asking for sweet tea and the waiter says, ever so kindly, "we only have un-sweet tea, but, there's sweetner on the table." UGH!!!! That just don't cut it!!!Daisey wrote:Down here if you ask for tea, it comes sweet--I don't even think they offer it unsweetened.BigSis61502 wrote:LOL, I know people like that....Coke is everything.
The only thing that I've wanted but was not on the menu is sweet tea... you know you're not in the south when they don't have sweet tea (and you have to make it yourself)!!!!
And if ya actually request unsweet...you get the one eyebrow raise
You got that right!!!
Nope, it doesn't cut it at allDaisey wrote:There is nothing worse than going into a restaurant and asking for sweet tea and the waiter says, ever so kindly, "we only have un-sweet tea, but, there's sweetner on the table." UGH!!!! That just don't cut it!!!
My boyfriend in high school was from Michigan. He called my Mother’s tea… syrup
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SmileyTFJ
Nope!BigSis61502 wrote:Ya gotta love tea that'll make yer teeth hurt just a little.289sotherhalf wrote:Oh, come on Smiley,SmileyTFJ wrote: I got sooooo friggin' tired of that dumbass look....no I want Tea. If I wanted to drink sugar water I would go find a humming bird feeder somewhere!![]()
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. It's got to be a little syrupy so when your ice cubes melt it doesn't get all watered down and diluted.
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Daisey
Mine gets called syrup all of the time! And I say back...."if you don't like it, then don't drink it...that leaves more for me."Rimmel wrote:Nope, it doesn't cut it at allDaisey wrote:There is nothing worse than going into a restaurant and asking for sweet tea and the waiter says, ever so kindly, "we only have un-sweet tea, but, there's sweetner on the table." UGH!!!! That just don't cut it!!!. You can't make tea sweet after it's made....just doesn't work!
My boyfriend in high school was from Michigan. He called my Mother’s tea… syrup. I said, yeah what's your point :D