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My Woman said she "Loves to Go Camping" when in fact she:

1. Knew her shit and had her own gear to boot.
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27%
2. Knew her shit, but had no gear whatsoever.
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14%
3. Didn't know jackshit about it, learned to like it and was good at it.
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7%
4 Didn't know jackshit about it, learned to like it. Requires more training.
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18%
5. Didn't know jackshit about it. Not trainable. The gear sits idle. I'd never take her ass again.
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34%
 
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Well here's on for ya...Went camping one time with the Mrs.', she insisted on bringing the Devil himself with us (mother-in-law) "she's lonely" "She'll love it Honey!" blah-blah-blah
Fine honey, she can go, but, she will not interfere with my fishing, my cooking of said fish, or my rampant drinking and random firing of misc. weapons....and she sleeps in her own hooch. Hooah? Hooah.

Ok, off we go......(I'm hoping maybe she gets lost in the woods and it takes at least two days for SAR to reach her.)
First morning there we wake up, I come out of my tent to the Mrs.' screaming at me to get out here, I take a gander down yonder and what do I see....?
A grizz (BMF too) stalking the mother-in-law...had to be at least an 8 footer...with paws the size of catcher's mitts!!
"WTF over," was all that came out, as I reached for a cold beer....
The Mrs.' turns to me and starts yelling, "Honey do something!!"
The only thing I could think to say was....."Helllllsss no. The bear got himself into this mess, he can get himself out!"






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Sorry bout the double post, edit if you wish, PC trouble sending it.
I think the old hag is still haunting me....
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Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo

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cams wrote:Well here's on for ya...Went camping one time with the Mrs.', she insisted on bringing the Devil himself with us (mother-in-law) "she's lonely" "She'll love it Honey!" blah-blah-blah
Fine honey, she can go, but, she will not interfere with my fishing, my cooking of said fish, or my rampant drinking and random firing of misc. weapons....and she sleeps in her own hooch. Hooah? Hooah.

Ok, off we go......(I'm hoping maybe she gets lost in the woods and it takes at least two days for SAR to reach her.)
First morning there we wake up, I come out of my tent to the Mrs.' screaming at me to get out here, I take a gander down yonder and what do I see....?
A grizz (BMF too) stalking the mother-in-law...had to be at least an 8 footer...with paws the size of catcher's mitts!!
"WTF over," was all that came out, as I reached for a cold beer....
The Mrs.' turns to me and starts yelling, "Honey do something!!"
The only thing I could think to say was..... "Helllllsss no. The bear got himself into this mess, he can get himself out!"

Tee hee hee hee.... :lol:

Now that's funny...
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