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Kwith wrote:20, and it's about time she gets the hell out of here.
I've got an apartment she can stay at if she doesn't mind staying with two Rangers. Rent is "negotiable". 8)

J/k Kwith. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ranger SAWgunner4fun wrote:I've got an apartment she can stay at if she doesn't mind staying with two Rangers. Rent is "negotiable". 8)

J/k Kwith. :D :D :D
She'd be whorey enough to move in. SkyShark, I don't have a picture of her on my computer but she does have one of those gay ass "blog" things with "myspace" from MSN.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... 0805202121

There is a picture of her there. She's an ugly bitch though (can you feel the love?) We are complete opposites. I've already beat the shit out of one of her boyfriends.
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Kwith wrote:
Ranger SAWgunner4fun wrote:I've got an apartment she can stay at if she doesn't mind staying with two Rangers. Rent is "negotiable". 8)

J/k Kwith. :D :D :D
She'd be whorey enough to move in. SkyShark, I don't have a picture of her on my computer but she does have one of those gay ass "blog" things with "myspace" from MSN.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... 0805202121

There is a picture of her there. She's an ugly bitch though (can you feel the love?) We are complete opposites. I've already beat the shit out of one of her boyfriends.
That's okay, I'll just put a Dairy Queen bag over her head and treat her right. :twisted: :lol:
It's all good.
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Kwith wrote:
Ranger SAWgunner4fun wrote:I've got an apartment she can stay at if she doesn't mind staying with two Rangers. Rent is "negotiable". 8)

J/k Kwith. :D :D :D
She'd be whorey enough to move in. SkyShark, I don't have a picture of her on my computer but she does have one of those gay ass "blog" things with "myspace" from MSN.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... 0805202121

There is a picture of her there. She's an ugly bitch though (can you feel the love?) We are complete opposites. I've already beat the shit out of one of her boyfriends.
:evil: :evil: Ya could have warned about all the other dumbass stuff on the page dumbass. More freaking retards that should be allowed. It is a target rich environment and I have no way to unload on em. Dumbass.
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Darksaga wrote: :evil: :evil: Ya could have warned about all the other dumbass stuff on the page dumbass. More freaking retards that should be allowed. It is a target rich environment and I have no way to unload on em. Dumbass.
You're right Darksaga. I should have realized that yourself and the Rangers here would have loved to smoke the hell out of all the dumbass people and shit on the website. But like I said, I already beat the shit out of one of her boyfriends, whose picture is on that site, so I'm doing my patriotic duty.
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SkyShark wrote:Post a pic. :twisted:

Hopfully she will be wearing a Ninja outfit. :lol: :twisted: :twisted:
What do you care Jim, you couldn't get laid even if she was a whore! :twisted: Gotcha Bitch. :wink:
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Kwith wrote:
Darksaga wrote: :evil: :evil: Ya could have warned about all the other dumbass stuff on the page dumbass. More freaking retards that should be allowed. It is a target rich environment and I have no way to unload on em. Dumbass.
You're right Darksaga. I should have realized that yourself and the Rangers here would have loved to smoke the hell out of all the dumbass people and shit on the website. But like I said, I already beat the shit out of one of her boyfriends, whose picture is on that site, so I'm doing my patriotic duty.
Here I thought I was being the nice guy. :roll:

Hope you protected the rest of us by pouring bleach in his gene pool.

God Bless ya boy!
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Kwith wrote:She's an ugly bitch though (can you feel the love?) We are complete opposites. I've already beat the shit out of one of her boyfriends.
You're right. That dog's all ass. Tell the story of beating the shit out of him.
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ANGRYCivilian wrote:You're right. That dog's all ass. Tell the story of beating the shit out of him.
ANGRYCivilian, I kicked his ass last year (around this time of year too - it was July/August). I was coming home one day from running some errands, and my sister, the boyfriend; who I will refer to as "asshole", and one of "asshole's" friends were sitting on our front steps. Aside from my dumbass sister, I also have a kid brother who kind of looks up to me. He's 13 now, but was 12 at the time, and "asshole" was 19.

My brother was out front playing with a football, and when I pulled up to the house "asshole" had my brother's football and wouldn't give it back. I figured he was just messing around with him, and this was only the second or third time I had seen this guy. However, my brother got pretty upset and went in the house. So I strolled past my sister and "asshole" and went up to our room where my brother was. I asked him what happened and let him know I'd go down and get the stupid ball for him. No problem....

But this wasn't the only thing that "asshole" did to my little brother. My bro had told me that "asshole" had also hit him. My blood starts pumping a little, and I wanted to know exactly what happened. My brother said he just hit him on the thigh and it felt a little sore. You know when you hit somebody in the thigh with your knuckle(s) and it makes your leg buckle a little bit? If you hit it at the right spot it gives you a charlie horse in your leg for a little while.

So I figured "asshole" was kidding around with him (seeing as he was 7 years older) but my brother pulled up his pant leg and there was a huge ass bruise already forming. So I got pissed off. I walked back outside and the asshole crew was still sitting there. I walked up to him, no questions asked, and right hooked him in the face with everything I had in me. He goes down and right away my sister and asshole's friend are trying to get me away as I was trying to kick the fucker in the head. I finally backed away and realized I hurt him pretty bad. I didn't mean to really fuck him like that. A few hours later my dad got home from work and I was half expecting to get into some trouble but after my dad heard what happened and saw my brother's leg (the bruise looked ten times worse by then) he commended me for sticking up for my brother. And he also freaked out on my sister for letting this asshole hurt our brother and she was told not to see him again. A few weeks later they broke up.

This is the kind of guy that only acts tough when he is with all his friends. Basically he's a coward who is all talk. So I watched my back for a while after that expecting to get jumped or something. He never did retaliate, and he lives somewhere in NJ now from what I understand.

I have to tell you though that after reading this site one of the many things I have learned along the way is to control your anger. I've gotten a lot better at not jumping right into violence, in fear that the authorities might get involved, and it could fuck me over in the long run. But if I could go back kick his ass again I would 8)
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