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Yer gotta be good ta get this one:
"the last time you thought you were dead right, a cop wound up dead."
"will yer look at that. He's spreading money all over the place."
"you keep going or I am going to kill you."
"you know who lives there, Joe, Joe Winestock. The guy who bankrolled that drug deal two years ago."
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certiorari wrote:Oh yea, I remember a movie with Bruce Willis and a marker, I cant remember what it was.
Bandits. 8)
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wm311 wrote:
AKA EggMcMuffin, AKA Pacman,
AKA edmcman
What about my fav, epokemon??????????
I took it out when the admin changed my username to edpokemon. :lol: :lol: I guess since I am not edmcman anymore I can't show up at your door with ten million dollars. :roll:
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I owe WM311 $1M
Send bikini shots of your sis and we'll call it even. :wink:
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Ranger wm311, PM inbound. 8)
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Fuckin HOOOOOOOAAAAHHHH to epokemon!

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stang9183 wrote:That was too easy, here's another.

"Why aren't you wearin' your pants Joe?"
"I tripped and a then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames."
Orange County
"Why?"
"The Question is why not"
"Well, Why"
"I know it's in my heart and soul"
"And if you don't make it?"
"Thats not an option"

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Eggpokemon VonPacman McMuffin wrote:
Ranger wm311 wrote:
AKA EggMcMuffin, AKA Pacman,
AKA edmcman
What about my fav, epokemon??????????
I took it out when the admin changed my username to edpokemon. :lol: :lol: I guess since I am not edmcman anymore I can't show up at your door with ten million dollars. :roll: But I can show up with Egg on my face. :cry:

You can show up with $10 million but it seems amount was reduced to $1 million.

* * * * * How to raise money * * * * * travel to I-rac, search the desert very thoroughly, locate Saddam Hussein private underground bank vault and live the life of "Riley" for the remainder of your days. Second way is to look for his spare pants. It is known 1st set he was wearing had 3/4 of a million dollars in his pockets. Chump Change for Saddam.
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Ranger Steadfast wrote:You can show up with $10 million but it seems amount was reduced to $1 million.

* * * * * How to raise money * * * * * travel to I-rac, search the desert very thoroughly, locate Saddam Hussein private underground bank vault and live the life of "Riley" for the remainder of your days. Second way is to look for his spare pants. It is known 1st set he was wearing had 3/4 of a million dollars in his pockets. Chump Change for Saddam.
Ranger Steadfast, I might have to find OBL's personal stash of money too; It seems that I now owe Ranger wm311 64.2 million dollars. :shock:


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Ranger wm311,
When Von Eggman passes on don't let his family bury him. Like the old days - put his carcus in an old fashioned box - like happened to Morgan Freeman in Unforgiven. Put a sign across the open box. Help Von Eggman pay his debts. Donate $1.00 towards his burial. Note: If not a real body then one of your Rubber dolls made up to look like Von Eggman. :lol: 8) :lol:

P.S. Note to Von Eggman, Not UBL'S $, It's OBL, Osama Bin Laden's $
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Steadfast wrote:P.S. Note to Von Eggman, Not UBL'S $, It's OBL, Osama Bin Laden's $
Fixed it, thank you Ranger Steadfast. 8)
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Couldn't pass on posting this one 8) .


"When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading Guns-n-Ammo, masturbating in your own feces . . . do you just stop and go, 'Wow, it is amazing how fucking crazy I really am'"
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