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Towedjmpr
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You must be single. Or you live with mom.
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Bravo57
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I put this in my Wife's Valentine's Day card this year. She could not stop laughing! :lol:

I don't get it........... :?
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Post by ANGRYCivilian »

This was passed around at work about a month ago.

Classic.
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Post by dbap »

My sociology teacher showed us this. He also said there is one from the same magazine that says how a woman should act in the bedroom.
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Oh yeah ... that thing...

Post by keepsmilin »

We need to make an updated version of this lil "keepin him" list...

Like... make sure you have a firm ass and only a ribbon in your hair! that will do..
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King of Kabul
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This is incredibly cool, but those days friends.........., are gone!
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Post by RTO »

King of Kabul wrote:This is incredibly cool, but those days friends.........., are gone!
True, the days when this was the standard/goal for every woman to meet are long gone. But if this is what you seek, there are still women out there that hold to this standard. If you look long and hard enough you will find one. But the flip side of this is no woman will treat you like this if you yourself are a fucktard.
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Post by Hoover »

It's painfully obvious to me that my wife has yet to read that snippet o' wisdom! :(
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