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This story could be in a movie. Did ya all know that Apollyon don't drink. Well it's true. He should be invited to every drinking party y'all have or are going to have. He could always be the designated driver. He wanted to drink beer but when he read the bottle and how to open it, he gave up after several days with no results. Frustrated he quit before he started. The top of each beer bottle says, "twist to open". He swore to me he would never dance the twist again.
RLTW
Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
Recognize these?
You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
You slimy scumbag, get on your face and give me 25!
Are you a peter puffer?
You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
You slimy scumbag, get on your face and give me 25!
Are you a peter puffer?
C 2/75, 1st Plt, Wpns Sqd 76-79
RS 3-78
Mattoon's Goons
A 'Veteran' -- whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve --
is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America,' for an amount of 'up to, and including his life.'
RS 3-78
Mattoon's Goons
A 'Veteran' -- whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve --
is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America,' for an amount of 'up to, and including his life.'
WRONG! It's from 'Night at the Roxbury' starring Chris Kattan and Will Ferrell as Steve and Doug Butabi.Cat wrote:Yours is from Jerry Macquire.Spartan wrote:Can't guess mine, eh? Even though it's a chick flick.
Yep you got me .Spartan wrote:WRONG! It's from 'Night at the Roxbury' starring Chris Kattan and Will Ferrell as Steve and Doug Butabi.Cat wrote:Yours is from Jerry Macquire.Spartan wrote:Can't guess mine, eh? Even though it's a chick flick.
Yeah it was too easy. That was more of a comment than a question :D.Spartan wrote:Too easy. As Good As It Gets.Cat wrote:"Go sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here"
I know most of you will get this one:
"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war."
Cat wrote:Yeah it was too easy. That was more of a comment than a question :D.Spartan wrote:Too easy. As Good As It Gets.Cat wrote:"Go sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here"
I know most of you will get this one:
"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war."
Steadfast wrote:Wasn't that a "Barney (the Purple Bear) Loves G.I. Jane" movie.
RLTW
Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4