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Kilted Heathen wrote:
rgrpuck wrote:
Kilted Heathen wrote:jewell wrote:
D'oh! Wow, Ranger Puck, if I had a dick, I'd be tripping on it right now.



You've tripped over your piss flaps.

How's that for gender-neutral.

Now there's a mental image that wont go away soon enough. :?
Sexy, isn't it?
Bout as sexy as two burglars fightin over a turd........... :lol:
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Jewell was not "invited" by me. She was being pissy and flippant at the special school and I told her "You're on my pay no mind list". So Jewell have a great time being shark bait.
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Silverback wrote:Jewell was not "invited" by me. She was being pissy and flippant at the special school and I told her "You're on my pay no mind list". So Jewell have a great time being shark bait.

:shock: :twisted:
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ROS wrote:
Shut your mouth before you get in deeper.
My GOD the Door that comment opens. :twisted: :twisted:
It's all good.
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SkyShark wrote:
ROS wrote:
Shut your mouth before you get in deeper.
My GOD the Door that comment opens. :twisted: :twisted:
I should have known you'd say something. :P :lol:
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Post by av8trgirl »

Oh...No...She didn't????? My apologies on behalf of decent female vets to Ranger Silverback but this POS (piece of S**T) is starting to piss me off! She is really an outstanding example of why its good to keep your boots shined..so they can slip easily into someone's a**!! :twisted:

Where is..my Mag Light??

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av8trgirl wrote:Oh...No...She didn't????? My apologies on behalf of decent female vets to Ranger Silverback but this POS (piece of S**T) is starting to piss me off! She is really an outstanding example of why its good to keep your boots shined..so they can slip easily into someone's a**!! :twisted:

Where is..my Mag Light??

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Post by Kilted Heathen »

tnkr111 wrote:
Steadfast wrote:It is prolly gonna become a status symbol on their board to get banned by the Orge's & Troll's from ArmyRanger.com.
Let me assure you it will not.
rgrpuck wrote:They will put it as a title under thier name, and have a special room for the banned. So they can stroke each others degree and talk about how they one day will be in charge of Rangers.
Not on my watch.
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Pull up some debris and get comfortable.
While you're at it...you can get your fucking Ranger handbook out and start going over op-orders.
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I'm not sure what the rest of your people are dropping by for but you've sure as shit come to the right place.
You won't be evaluated on common tasks, that's just RAP phase shit.
Look into Pre-Ranger, Sir.
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jewell wrote:D'oh! :( Wow, Ranger Puck, if I had a dick, I'd be tripping on it right now.
HHmm Jewell - If you had a d**k -it would be a itty, bitty, teeny, weeny, shriveled, short and impotent POS - based on your responses so far.

Your the kind of female that makes it hard for the rest of us to gain crediblity amongst our fellow soldiers/airman, seaman and marines - bc of types like you I had to work twice as hard - and take more than enough "hard knocks" for just wanting to do my job instead of riding on someone else's coat tails. Why do you show a 'Healthy Bit of Restraint for your Mouth and you just might be here for awhile...

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av8trgirl wrote:
jewell wrote:D'oh! :( Wow, Ranger Puck, if I had a dick, I'd be tripping on it right now.
HHmm Jewell - If you had a d**k -it would be a itty, bitty, teeny, weeny, shriveled, short and impotent POS - based on your responses so far.

Your the kind of female that makes it hard for the rest of us to gain crediblity amongst our fellow soldiers/airman, seaman and marines - bc of types like you I had to work twice as hard - and take more than enough "hard knocks" for just wanting to do my job instead of riding on someone else's coat tails. Why do you show a 'Healthy Bit of Restraint for your Mouth and you just might be here for awhile...

Av8tr girl
Take this shit to pms.
You girls fuck off somewhere else and sort yourselves out.
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"The lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying"

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Post by VAK »

Kilted Heathen wrote:
av8trgirl wrote:
jewell wrote:D'oh! :( Wow, Ranger Puck, if I had a dick, I'd be tripping on it right now.
HHmm Jewell - If you had a d**k -it would be a itty, bitty, teeny, weeny, shriveled, short and impotent POS - based on your responses so far.

Your the kind of female that makes it hard for the rest of us to gain crediblity amongst our fellow soldiers/airman, seaman and marines - bc of types like you I had to work twice as hard - and take more than enough "hard knocks" for just wanting to do my job instead of riding on someone else's coat tails. Why do you show a 'Healthy Bit of Restraint for your Mouth and you just might be here for awhile...

Av8tr girl

Take this shit to pms.
You girls fuck off somewhere else and sort yourselves out.
That was on me KH, I told her give her I wanted to see what she had.
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Kilted Heathen wrote:jewell wrote:
D'oh! Wow, Ranger Puck, if I had a dick, I'd be tripping on it right now.



You've tripped over your piss flaps.

How's that for gender-neutral.

:lol: :lol: :lol: It has a ring to it.
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