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New Member - Adams

Post by Adams »

Hello I already made an inrtoduction in the Dep como zone forum as, Army_jrotc_cadet. But I either forgot my password and I tried putting in my email and they send it to me but i have so many email addresses, so I didnt know which one, or my username has become inactive, so I decided to make another one as Adams, so here's another intro.

Im a sophmore in highschool im in jrotc, and hoping to join the milltary don't know which branch of service yet, and i dont have any good cadet story's.
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Post by Earthpig »

Welcome (again).
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Post by Looon »

Welcome, pay attention to detail.
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Post by Saltbitch »

Oh yeah. The guy with flat feet who called me 'a little ranger saltbitch'. Tell us a funny story. My friend, Ranger Disinfertention, is in need of some 'entertainment'. Please do me a favor, will ya bud, and for his sake TELL A FUCKING FUNNY STORY, NOW.
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Post by Adams »

Ok ok here go's, I think this story is stupid but my friends thinks its funny.
During world War II a PVT, who was about to go to battle lost his rifle, so he say's hey sarge, I can't find my rifle what im I going to do, so the sergent picks up a long stick and say's here go bangedy , bang, bang.

And then the PVT say's what about a bayanet, so the sergent picks up a long peice of grass and wrap's it around the end of the stick, and say's here PVT go stabedy, stab, stab, so the PVT go's in to battle. The PVT find's a lone german, and go's bangedy, bang, bang.
And the german falls dead to the gound, he was so impressed, that he found a bunch of germans, and go's bangedy, bang, bang, stabedy, stab, stab, bangedy, bang, bang, stabedy, stab, stab.

Untill the germans are all dead, then he finds one german coming straght at him bangedy, bang, bang nothing happens. So he keeps going bangedy, bang, bang, stabedy, stab, stab. With no results. The german crushes him into the ground and say's tankedy, tank, tank.

Makes no sence to me, but my friends thinks its funny, well what do think about it.
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Adams wrote:Ok ok here go's, I think this story is stupid but my friends thinks its funny.
During world War II a PVT, who was about to go to battle lost his rifle, so he say's hey sarge, I can't find my rifle what im I going to do, so the sergent picks up a long stick and say's here go bangedy , bang, bang.

And then the PVT say's what about a bayanet, so the sergent picks up a long peice of grass and wrap's it around the end of the stick, and say's here PVT go stabedy, stab, stab, so the PVT go's in to battle. The PVT find's a lone german, and go's bangedy, bang, bang.
And the german falls dead to the gound, he was so impressed, that he found a bunch of germans, and go's bangedy, bang, bang, stabedy, stab, stab, bangedy, bang, bang, stabedy, stab, stab.

Untill the germans are all dead, then he finds one german coming straght at him bangedy, bang, bang nothing happens. So he keeps going bangedy, bang, bang, stabedy, stab, stab. With no results. The german crushes him into the ground and say's tankedy, tank, tank.

Makes no sence to me, but my friends thinks its funny, well what do think about it.
I don't see where you are fulfilling Ranger Saltbitch's request here. Is this a story about something funny that happened to you, or a lame joke you heard somewhere?
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Post by Adams »

Sorry I got no funny story's I live a dull boring life. I probaly do but they dont come to mind. Been a long time since something funny has happend to me.
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Post by BadMuther »

You got to be kidding me?????? I could fill 5 large books with the amount of crap I did between 14-18......

Never played a practical joke? Got drunk and got caught? Got in trouble at school? Got caught spanking lanky???

Nothing?????
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Post by Spartan »

Pretty WEAK. Which DEPper recruited you? Someone needs to be fired.
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Post by Adams »

I got a joke, this used to be funny but it got old.

There's three biker's one named fuck you, another named shit, and the other named manner's, ok so there riding down a road and shit crashes from hitting a pot hole or something, so fuck you calls the police, so the cops show's up and questioned fuck you, so the cop ask fuck you, whats your name and fuck you say fuck you and the cops says what. so fuck you repeats him self fuck you and the cop says what did you say and fuck you repeats him self with fustration FUCK YOU and the cop says, wears your manners boy so fuck you says over there picking up shit.

I said that to a bunch of drunks one day and they had a big laugh. :lol:
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I don't know about anyone else, but I'm not drunk.

Who recruited you to this site?
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Post by Slowpoke »

So Adams, you lead a boring life and you don't know any jokes. What do you do for entertainment (don't even mention video games)?
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