Go wash your damn hands!!

[Daisey]

GROSS!

During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12
liter
of urine.

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with
15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic
hairs.


In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty
linen basket.

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a
cold sore from one of the guests.

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

HAVE A GREAT DAY...

...and wash your damn hands!

[rgrpuck]

SO you point is ?

[Viking]

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with
15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

Unless you're in 2nd Bat, in which case you remove the "in" from "indirect"

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently
masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

What's the problem with that?

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.

This is number obviously waaaaaaaaaay low

[Dud]

Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.

Who's slackin on this? I've worked real hard trying to get this figure up, who's droppin the balls? We can do alot better than 6.


Dud

[Vee]

Women masturbate twice as much as men?


YES!


I knew it.........

[rgrpuck]

Women masturbate twice as much as men?


YES!


I knew it.........

They would NEVER admite to that.

[Draco]

Women masturbate twice as much as men?

Or they wash their hands half as much.

[Viking]

I have deliberately gone to a washroom and fluffed my "boys" just before having to shake hands with some puffed up inflated ego VIP on more than one occasion. Makes it easier to smile at them when we are introduced. :D

Gotta put that one in my bag of tricks!

[rgrpuck]

Its things like that that keeps me from drinking the coffey in the CSM's Office. I can only imagine what bored and digrunteled SDNCO's and runners are putting in the CSM's coffey pot.

[JMK SF G-2]

Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

I thought something smelled fishy....