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Post by Nomad »

Where is the love? She drives his car for fucks sake.....bwahahahahahahaha
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Fuck me.....I leave for a few days and come back and this thread will not fuckin' die.
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fireranger wrote:Fuck me.....I leave for a few days and come back and this thread will not fuckin' die.
My fault dude sorry.
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Driving the car is cool and all but if he really loves you..He'll let you sit bare assed on the pillow he uses to sleep with. A man willing to sleep with his face in a snail trail is truely in love!
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H8 Train wrote:
fireranger wrote:Fuck me.....I leave for a few days and come back and this thread will not fuckin' die.
My fault dude sorry.
3 rd. Plt. C Co. 2/75 1993-1997, RS 10-94 (Navigators)

But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?
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H8 Train wrote:
fireranger wrote:Fuck me.....I leave for a few days and come back and this thread will not fuckin' die.
My fault dude sorry.
No problem H8 - reading this beats working any day.
3 rd. Plt. C Co. 2/75 1993-1997, RS 10-94 (Navigators)

But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?
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Silverback wrote:Driving the car is cool and all but if he really loves you..He'll let you sit bare assed on the pillow he uses to sleep with. A man willing to sleep with his face in a snail trail is truely in love!
If that's the criteria, then I've never been in love.

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Post by Kilted Heathen »

If Dis takes the pillow and smothers the bitch with it...will this thread fucking die too?
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Kilted Heathen wrote:If Dis takes the pillow and smothers the bitch with it...will this thread fucking die too?
Nope, I think that this is "The Night of the Living Thread."
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Post by Chiron »

chkray wrote:
Kilted Heathen wrote:If Dis takes the pillow and smothers the bitch with it...will this thread fucking die too?
Nope, I think that this is "The Night of the Living Thread."
Try the eternal horror. :twisted:
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Post by Steadfast »

Kilted Heathen wrote:If Dis takes the pillow and smothers the bitch with it...will this thread fucking die too?

Maybe Dis will have another gal come aboard. That would surely widen the competition. It just shows his ability to communicate.


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Post by Silverback »

This thread is almost as bad as the badger song.

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DIE DIE DIE
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Bump :twisted:
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