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Currahee 3-4
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"he said i could have this many camels if i let him go"
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"guys i swear i thought it was a slit trench,and man i just had to go"
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"...and then I was like, oooooo aren't we the nasty dictator! Oh please, please don't hurt me! OOOOOoooooo, I'm like so scared! It's the big bad nasty Saddamy AssStain! OOOOooooo!", wish you could have seen his face!"
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Saltbitch wrote:I found his jack-rag, anyone wanna sniff?
Now that sounds like a Ranger

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oops..it wasnt me
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Do you think I have my mother's hands?
A Co. 3/75 Ranger Regt. HQ Section Dec 85-June 86.
HSC USAITC June 86-April 88
NAVSEA, 2014 to Present




Psalm 144:1 A Psalm of David. Blessed be the LORD my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight:
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"and now for my mime impression...!"
Well behaved women seldom make history.

"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" - Mae West

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"I put my face up to the window like this and said 'Who's the monkey now' "
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Oh Guys...I'm the new pivet man!
A Co. 3/75 Ranger Regt. HQ Section Dec 85-June 86.
HSC USAITC June 86-April 88
NAVSEA, 2014 to Present




Psalm 144:1 A Psalm of David. Blessed be the LORD my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight:
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Post by Ranger2 »

Major Slug wrote:Image
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After I got done with your mom it was this wide.
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Post by Mailman »

nanananananana, nanananananana, nanananananana, clap! clap! clap! clap!

nanananananana, nanananananana, nanananananana, clap! clap! clap! clap!
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