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I do that sort of thing to my wife all the time, Ranger Steadfast. You'd think she'd be used to it by now. Great story.

You probably should have posted in the vertans and Rangers section. Another thing they are big on is attention to detail. Welcome to the site.

I don't know, Ranger Bell, you keep breaking them. True idiots are hard to find

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer that was also a blonde. The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" ...

Wow, yet another MP on the site. Welcome and I as well as others hope things improve for you. As an MP, I spent most of my time in the field and on deployments with very little LE work which I preferred after having spent time at it. I agree with Ranger Badmuther, most LE MP's I met thought they wer...

That article had me so pissed off that I had to go back and read the second half after I calmed down some. I guess this ass monkey is the unfortunate side effect of the reason all of us veterans have served our country. I especially enjoyed the part about joining the military out of financial necess...

London, The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle-aged French lady and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please ma'am, may I sit in t...

Well, not sure if I should admit it, but south central Ohio here.

A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist said, " Why in the world do you need cyanide? The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to...

First hvydrop, welcome to the site, but as one non-ranger veteran to another , let me say that it is a pretty simple request to address the Rangers as such (ie. Ranger Steadfast) considering they are granting us the honor and priviledge of being guests in their domain. This is a damn fine website an...

Running from the MP's? Say it isn't so!
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I especially liked the one about old fuck magazines in the ceiling tiles Ranger Bad Muther. I'd forgotten that one. Our first inspection the DS found a box of contraband candy bars stashed there. The entire platoon got to pay for it and I had the privilidge of doing extra push ups since I was the Pl...

Damn, Cat, seems you hear all the good ones before I do :?

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?"...

Spotted on the back of a Tee shirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad: "If you see me running, try to keep up."