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by RangerX
May 7th, 2005, 7:52 pm
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Shotgunning a Guiness?
Replies: 22
Views: 6463

It would be like trying to shotgun a loaf of bread.

A bit of useless trivia-

At one time, British doctors used to reccommend a pint a day of Guinness to pregnant women.
by RangerX
May 7th, 2005, 3:21 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: i was obligated to do this
Replies: 77
Views: 20647

Matador275 wrote:You sure you don't wanna be a SEAL?
Perhaps he could be a door gunner on the space shuttle for the Campfire Girls.
by RangerX
May 7th, 2005, 11:40 am
Forum: Airborne Operations
Topic: I want to go to Halo school
Replies: 29
Views: 34268

I seem to recall hearing something years ago about how getting tabbed could qualify you to switch MOS to 11x without having to go through AIT. You could always switch to a line platoon if this is the case. Also, do the Batts/Regiment still run their own schools every now and then? I seem to recall P...
by RangerX
May 7th, 2005, 6:41 am
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: i was obligated to do this
Replies: 77
Views: 20647

People, please. This is a forum, a RANGER's FORUM. Is this the reaction of a Ranger?? Wait until you catch someone in a bad mood, fuckstick. Flaming me because I did not reply when you wanted it. Flaming me because I wrote COLLAGE instead of college. Flaming? You've spent too much time in front of ...
by RangerX
May 6th, 2005, 8:31 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
Replies: 3
Views: 1746

Toadhmpr wrote:Isn't that your truck?
If I'm gonna have a tree fall on something, it's gonna be my neighbor's house. :twisted:
by RangerX
May 6th, 2005, 4:20 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
Replies: 3
Views: 1746

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay

I sleep all night and I work all day

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by RangerX
May 6th, 2005, 1:42 pm
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: i was obligated to do this
Replies: 77
Views: 20647

Even the fucking title of this post smacks of shitty attitude. You're going to end being that 4 year E-2 that thinks the world owes him some sort of fucking favor for falling out of his mother's cunt.

Goat molesting felchtard sheep molester is gonna have lots o' fun buffing floors all weekend long.
by RangerX
May 6th, 2005, 11:01 am
Forum: Letters from School
Topic: stepped on my dick (RANGER)
Replies: 37
Views: 14691

You'll probably be another one of the dumb asses that I pop for being underage and drinking in public or buying alcohol in a TMP at the shoppett on post. I guess times have changed. :( When I was in we where encouraged to drink. We had keg parties on the Co loading docks on Fridays. I will never fo...
by RangerX
May 6th, 2005, 5:53 am
Forum: The Mosh Pit
Topic: Vote for your Cinco De Mayo Hottie
Replies: 33
Views: 9394

¿cómo usted dice en español, "fap, fap, fap"?
by RangerX
May 5th, 2005, 6:41 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Rejected "Love Is....." Comics
Replies: 8
Views: 3427

Well, showed those to the wife....didnt like em now she doesnt like you either....said you are bad influenence. So, go away bad man..bad, bad BAD man! :lol: :lol: Im enlarging a couple now suitable for framing. Im sure my office staff will have a better appreciation of them...or else Ill fire their...
by RangerX
May 5th, 2005, 5:51 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Rejected "Love Is....." Comics
Replies: 8
Views: 3427

Abell9 wrote:Well, rejected love is an "X". :roll:
From here-

http://theendofhumor.blogspot.com/
by RangerX
May 5th, 2005, 5:41 pm
Forum: Good Humor Popsicle Zone
Topic: Rejected "Love Is....." Comics
Replies: 8
Views: 3427

Re: Rejected "Love Is....." Comics

Bell wrote:
RangerX wrote:Image
Purty little red x.

RLTW
Bell
Damn, picture died. That was quick.
by RangerX
May 5th, 2005, 9:05 am
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Intro
Replies: 75
Views: 20406

Re: Intro

Hello all. Just wanted to drop in and say hi. I served with the 82nd from 95-97 and various short joint assignments with the SOF community. I never made it to Ranger school as I broke my back in Lawn Dart school in 91. :? I really just wanted to say hi and keep up the good work. http://www.bigredwo...
by RangerX
May 5th, 2005, 9:02 am
Forum: Introduction Archive
Topic: Introduction
Replies: 32
Views: 8886

Advice? Run. Until you puke. Then run some more. After that, I'd suggest running again. After you stop running, which shouldn't be for a long time, get a large rucksack and fill it full of shit. Now walk. Fast. For 3 or more hours at a pace of no slower than 15 minutes per mile. Did I mention pushup...

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