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Maybe. But, if I'm gonna kiss ass, at least I know enough to kiss a woman's ass.

Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A: Shoot him again.

Q: How can you tell if a man is well hung?
A: When you can barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: Because they are practicing to be men.

Q ...

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." - Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.
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"Aim towards the Enemy ...

During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside. "Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys ...

Welcome Mom! :D

Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last ...

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and
nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four
hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse
appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are
my testicles black ...

Place: Hell One day in the future, Jesse Jackson has a heart-attack and dies.

He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil.

"You are on my list, but have no room for you.
You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I ...

(I'll apologize if this has been posted before.)

Dear Connie,

I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking ...

Click on the following browser and sit back and enjoy!


http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf

Not for small children. It's been around for awhile. But, here's the link:
http://www.funfreepages.com/flash/dear_penis.php

Just for fun, 'When My Wife Met My Girlfriend':

http://www.exbyte.net/media/videos/1240 ... riend.html

I work for the DHS and thought that this briefing was important enough that I should post here:

Dept. of Homeland Security Briefing: http://www.adam-mckee.net/files/snl_ter ... deniro.wmv

WAL-MART APPLICATION

This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen
submitted to Walmart in Arkansas.

They hired him because he was so funny.........you gotta love it!!!

NAME: George Martin

SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one
that will ...

If only I could do what this guy can do.
http://www.wimp.com/harden/

"A new sobriety test seems to be working well in this video. They need to have this test where I live."

http://www.crapville.com/videos/sobrietytest.asp

A second link.

The name sells itself: The Scottish Sobriety Test.
http://www.allowe.com/Humor/video.htm#BeerAds