Why dogs are better than wives

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Nice.
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dogs are loyal
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NeverSayDie wrote:dogs are loyal
Well ugly women are to.... :lol:
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Because dogs don't use your kids as leverage/ammo when you're divorcing. Bitch.

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You dog never asks for a fur coat. He already has one.
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cams wrote:Go lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour.

See which one is happy to see you when you open the door.
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I kick the wife and fuck the dog! :wink:
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DOGS WILL FORGIVE YOU FOR PLAYING WIH OTHER DOGS, THEY ALSO FIND YOU AMUSING WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK!
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32justin375 wrote:DOGS WILL FORGIVE YOU FOR PLAYING WIH OTHER DOGS, THEY ALSO FIND YOU AMUSING WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK!
Lay off the caps lock :roll:
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scar wrote:
32justin375 wrote:Lay off the caps lock :roll:
something about being drunk..and locked in the garage.
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Dogs have a better sense of humor. If you ask them if they want to eat out tonight, then put their chow on the back porch, they won't whip a fucking plate at your head.
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