A local hotel called the police to report a murder found by the maid upon entering the rented quarters. When two Detectives form Homicide arrived the Hotel Manager brought them to the room where the body was. One Detective (Joe), told the Manager to wait outside. The 2nd Detective (Ed) led the way. The rented room was a suite with a outter room, a bedroom and a bathroom. The body was in the bath tub. Joe said to Ed. Fuck, this body is under a tub of milk! Both Joe and Ed could see a male foot protruding from the end of the tub. Ed pulled on the foot and the body turned over and the ass bobbed to the surface. Both Joe and Ed saw a banana protruding from the deceased ass. Ed let go of the foot and both walked inside. Joe called the Chief back at patrol Headquarters with their report.
Joe: Chief, we got another one. This one has a banana in his ass and he is immersed in a tub of milk.
Chief: Okay guys, The fingerprints team is on its way and so is the Coroner. Another one, eh Joe?
Joe: Yes Sir, It's the handiwork of a cereal killer!
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OMG, call the police!
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OMG, call the police!
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Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
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I cooked with C- 4
Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
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straightshooter
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Got milk? 
