Snow Days

[Jim]

Just for the record I do not know if she was a blond and refuse to speculate . However there is a very good chance she is a democrat.


Snow Storm
One winter morning during breakfast, a husband and wife in northern Minnesota were listening to the radio. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have eight to ten inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street so that the snowplows can get through."
So, the good wife went out and moved her car.
A week later, while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street so that the snowplows can get through."
The good wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week, they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..."
Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset and with a worried look on her face, she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so that the snowplows can get through?"
With love and understanding in his voice, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

[Steadfast]

Damn, that husband is bossy. She was just obeying her town requests.
Where does she live by-the-way I want to meet her.
I have a few suggestions for her too.