Lay-off Announcement

[Flesh Thorn]

Dear Employees:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that
Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees
will increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by
about 10%. But, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the
dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our
employees instead.

This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and
I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty
'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and
have decided these folks will be the ones to let go.

I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.
They voted for change... I gave it

to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

[Jim]

Most appropriate.

[Steadfast]

I think Pres. Obama did likewise during the bailout of GM.
He closed all the NON-Demrocratic owned Dealer ships of GM despite the fact they were doing well.

Pres. Obama is way ahead of the CEO of this company.