Army getting selective on applicants

[Baseplate]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You still don't get it. I almost spewed soda all over my computer. You cannot be this dumb. This has to be a set up or some one trolling me. I won't fall for it. Damn you are either really good or really stupid.

[Jim]

Survivor1993, let me lay it out in detail: Here at armyranger.com we are not one of those sites that just anyone can come on and provede a rant or offer opinions. We require anyone who served with a Ranger unit or completed the Ranger course to prove themselves. You are a guest here, hopefully with the intention of earning a place in the 75th Ranger Regiment. Had you done your homework and reviewed all the FAQs, you would have known we require any of our guests to use the honorific Ranger when addressing someone on the board. Accordingly, when you addressed Goon175, you should have addressed him as Ranger Goon175. Please read the FAQs and conduct yourself as a guest should -- don't abuse our hospitality.

[Jim]

No need to be sorry. All you need to say is something like, "Roger, Ranger Jim." Then move on to the next objective.

[K.Ingraham]

Roger that Baseplate

That sentence should have four words in it.
Make those "200 pushups" four-count pushups.