A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he walked in, sat down and looked over the menu...
Raw Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Democrat, Fried Socialist, Smoked TeaPartier or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The guy called his friend over and asked, 'Why such A huge price difference for the politicians?'
The cook replied.... 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit ... it takes all morning.'
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Proud of him and those like him.
Proud of him and those like him.
