A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.
The farmer said, "That's once."
A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.
The farmer said, "That's twice."
After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again.
The farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.
His brand new bride yelled, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."
The farmer said, "That's once."
The Farmer's Bride
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The Farmer's Bride
OSUT-FORT BENNING 3/32 (JUL 1992 - OCT 1992)
C CO 1/119TH Mech Inf NCNG (DEC 1991 - MAY 1993)
C BTRY 5/5 ADA (CAMP CASEY KOREA, AUG 1993 - AUG 1994)
C BTRY 4/5 ADA (FORT HOOD, TX SEP 1994 - JUN 96)
30TH CSG NCNG (DEC 02- DEC 05)
OIF (JAN 2003 - AUG 2003)
If you take a shit, put it back
C CO 1/119TH Mech Inf NCNG (DEC 1991 - MAY 1993)
C BTRY 5/5 ADA (CAMP CASEY KOREA, AUG 1993 - AUG 1994)
C BTRY 4/5 ADA (FORT HOOD, TX SEP 1994 - JUN 96)
30TH CSG NCNG (DEC 02- DEC 05)
OIF (JAN 2003 - AUG 2003)
If you take a shit, put it back