Home-alone mom flings billiard balls at prowlers

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rgrokelley
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Home-alone mom flings billiard balls at prowlers

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She quietly went out the back door, placed the helmet straps in her mouth and climbed a tree. From there, she made her way to the roof.

"If I had known where the BB gun was, I would have used that," Ollie said. "There’s a crossbow in the house, and if I had known where the ammunition was, I would have grabbed that."

"I went to the front of the house and yelled 'Death from above’ and started throwing the pool [table] balls."
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Re: Home-alone mom flings billiard balls at prowlers

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Ranger rgrokelley,
good thing for the pepetrators she didn't have a few bowling balls lying around :)
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Re: Home-alone mom flings billiard balls at prowlers

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I'd hit it.
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