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A man, having applied to join the police force, is being interviewed.

The Inspector says, "Your qualifications are first-class but there is
one test that you must pass before I can recruit you."

Sliding a small bag across the desk, he continues, "Take this gun, go
out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six Obama delegates and a
rabbit."

The man says, "Why the rabbit?"

"Fantastic attitude!" says the inspector. "When can you start?"
SUA SPONTE - "We few, we happy few, we BAND OF BROTHERS;
for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!"
- Shakespeare

RLTW! - Land of the Free BECAUSE of the Brave

RS 3-70
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I Co., 75th. Inf.
4/9 Inf., 25th ID

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Post by Charlie 51 »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:
2/75 HHC C/E 89-92
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo

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Post by KW Driver »

A Co & HHC 3/75 '93-'98.
RS 10-94.


200 meters of green shit next to a river in the desert does not qualify as a "Crescent of Fertility" -me

"The meek shall inherit the earth, one meter wide and two meters long" -Lazarus Long
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Post by RANGER513 »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:
C Co 2/75
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RS Class 9-87

RLTW



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Post by Ranger Ron »

OOPS!!!! But you will have to admit it was a hell of alot more funny when I told it!!! :wink:
SUA SPONTE - "We few, we happy few, we BAND OF BROTHERS;
for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!"
- Shakespeare

RLTW! - Land of the Free BECAUSE of the Brave

RS 3-70
SSG VN 69-70
I Co., 75th. Inf.
4/9 Inf., 25th ID

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http://www.75thrra.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - LM 183
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Post by Boudicca »

Hahaha, Nice.
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