Two Naughty Boys

[Julieanne]

Two Naughty Boys





Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They

were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it.

If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably

involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been

successful in

disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.

The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.



So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to

see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a

booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, 'Do you

know where God is, son?'



The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there

wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeated the

question in an even sterner tone, 'Where is God?'



Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his

voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,

'Where is God?'



The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove

into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother

found him in the closet, he asked, 'What happened?'

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, 'We are in BIG

trouble this time,'

(I just LOVE reading this next line...)











'GOD is missing, and they think we did it!'

[Jenny Lynn]

Julieanne, That was cute, thanks for posting it, great example of wait for it in telling it too