Disgraceful..This sort of thing should be banned!

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inbredyokel
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Disgraceful..This sort of thing should be banned!

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I put these disgraceful, so called "jokes" on here as a stark warning to you all.
So that you might be aware of this the type of disgusting backward attitude.
A socially unacceptable form of behaviour that debases men and objectifies women.

A type that is typically associated with misogynistic Cro-Magnon politically incorrect small minded petty men.



What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig?.....A woman who won't do as she is told.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side.

What have you done wrong when you wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you? Made the chain too long.

Why don't women wear watches? There's a clock on the stove.

Why did the woman cross the road?
Never mind that, what the * is she doing out of the kitchen?

Why don’t women ski? Because you don't get snow between the bedroom and the kitchen!

Why do women fake orgasms...?? Because they think men care

What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why.

Woman inspires us to great things...and prevents us from achieving them.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up!

Why did God give women orgasms. So that they could have a feckin good moan even when they're enjoying themselves.

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?


Marry It!


Shocking...just shocking! :shock:
"The fcuking fcukers fcuking fcuked" -Cpl 1 Royal Irish
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Post by PocketKings »

I agree. Absolutely horrible. Horriby funny and true.
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Re: Disgraceful..This sort of thing should be banned!

Post by Chiron »

inbredyokel wrote:What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why.
:shock: The horror, no not the horror! :shock:
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