Be warned: disgusting joke ahead.

cams · Post by **cams** » March 3rd, 2008, 9:06 am

This guy loses all but 2.00 of his money in the casino.

He walks down the street to the nearest whorehouse and asks, "I got 2.00 bucks, what can I get for that?"

The lady in charge says, "We got a dead hooker out back, have fun."

Half hour later dude comes out, lady ask's, "Well how was it?"

He says, "Not bad, think she had a cold though, her nose was running."

Lady says, "Shit, she must be full again."

RTO · Post by **RTO** » March 3rd, 2008, 9:38 am

Snopes says its true!

Post by **Disinfertention** » March 3rd, 2008, 10:27 am

Well... I was eating...

Flesh Thorn · Post by **Flesh Thorn** » March 3rd, 2008, 11:03 am

Ranger Ron · Post by **Ranger Ron** » March 3rd, 2008, 11:17 am

So much for lunch!!!!

EyesWideOpen · Post by **EyesWideOpen** » March 10th, 2008, 7:00 am

I guess ya get what you pay for. At least Cam warned us.... :)

EyesWideOpen · Post by **EyesWideOpen** » March 10th, 2008, 5:55 pm

I was running with the joke, completely lost my mind...and had no coffee. Meant no disrespect to Ranger Cam! My apologies.

The Holmchicken · Post by **The Holmchicken** » March 10th, 2008, 7:34 pm

True story. I knew a guy who a $1.25 blowjob at Jerry's Adult Bookstore on South Tacoma way. It was all the change in his ash tray.

scubask · Post by **scubask** » March 10th, 2008, 8:17 pm

One of my PVT's back in '02 or '03 got a blowjob for $7 in the bushes by 7-Eleven (or Circle K?) in Tillicum. She asked him how much he had and $7 was all he had.

Ranger175csar · Post by **Ranger175csar** » March 10th, 2008, 9:23 pm

Disinfertention wrote:Well... I was eating...

The dead hooker??? :?

RTO · Post by **RTO** » March 10th, 2008, 9:39 pm

Ranger175csar wrote:
Disinfertention wrote:Well... I was eating...
The dead hooker??? :?

:barf:

Tirehouse · Post by **Tirehouse** » March 10th, 2008, 10:00 pm

Disinfertention wrote:Well... I was eating...

FUCKING PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cams · Post by **cams** » March 12th, 2008, 3:33 pm

scubask wrote:One of my PVT's back in '02 or '03 got a blowjob for $7 in the bushes by 7-Eleven (or Circle K?) in Tillicum. She asked him how much he had and $7 was all he had.

I pee'd on a homeless dude back there one night after coming from the Black Angus. Didn't know he was there til the trash started moving. Scared the shit out of me.

cams · Post by **cams** » March 12th, 2008, 3:38 pm

EyesWideOpen wrote:I was running with the joke, completely lost my mind...and had no coffee. Meant no disrespect to Ranger Cam! My apologies.

No apologies needed ma'am, not really sure what you're talking about. No worries.

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