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Democratic National Convention Schedule

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> OFFICIAL PROGRAM
> 2004 DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION July 26, 2004 - BOSTON
>
> 6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony (Lead by Richard Clarke).
>
> 6:15pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
>
> 6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1 (Lead by Sean Penn).
>
> 6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
>
> 7:00pm - Tribute to France (Lead by Alec Baldwin & Johnny Depp).
>
> 7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri legal defense fund
> (Conducted by ACLU).
>
> 7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
>
> 7:25pm - Tribute to Spain (Hosted by Antonio Bandaras).
>
> 7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2 (Moderated by Michael Moore).
>
> 8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues.
>
> 8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
>
> 8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop (Moderated by Al Franken).
>
> 8:45pm - Queer Eye for the Straight Guy Extreme Makeover for Dennis
> Kucinich.
>
> 9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony (Conducted by Rosie O'Donnell).
>
> 9:15pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
>
> 9:30pm - * Intermission * (Hosted by Al Gore)
>
> 10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2 (Flame carried by Tim Robbins &
> Susan Sarandon).
>
> 10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss (Actor: J. Brolin;
> Director: B. Streisand)
>
> 10:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
>
> 10:30pm - Cameo by Howard Dean - "Yeeearrrrrrrg!"
>
> 10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
>
> 10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN (Lead by Jimmy Carter).
>
> 11:00pm - Second gay marriage ceremony (Renewing of vows by Brolin &
> Streisand).
>
> 11:10pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
>
> 11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop (Moderated by Hillary Clinton &
Al
> Sharpton).
>
> 11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues.
>
> 11:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
>
> 11:30pm - Free Saddam pep rally (Lead by Jesse Jackson).
>
> 11:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
>
> 11:50pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
>
> 12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.
>
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Post by McD »

:lol: At least Kennedy is sticking to what he is good at!
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The Major General who was heading the security forces for the Converntion here in Boston, sent that out to some of his people (jokingly of course) and they fired his ass for it. He has been re-assigned and it looks like he will be forced to retire due to the contents in the e-mail. What a fucking country I tell ya!! All conservatives and Liberals must fucking hang!
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:lol: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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