The Creation of a Pussy

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The Creation of a Pussy

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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

It's been a long time since I heard that one.
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"

"S.A.F.R.A.!"

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Post by Oto-Man »

Read that in a Hustler magazine back around '80 or so (I was 10 or 11). It was funny back then, but even better now....
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Post by Looon »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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