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Exlax, Preparation H and Saran Wrap.

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Exlax, Preparation H and Saran Wrap.

PostAuthor: SA Yons » August 22nd, 2006, 9:43 am

Alright fellas, WTF? No, this isn't BII for your average schiezer film fluffer...

One of my NCO's just told me this was a common practice at Campbell for his teletubbies and fatties; you take a bunch of ExLax, rub yourself with Preparation H, wrap your waist in Saran Wrap, then workout. Supposedly this takes inches off like nothing else.

Again, I say, WTF!?

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PostAuthor: Creeping Death » August 22nd, 2006, 9:46 am

Jesus Christ. By the title, I thought this was another damn spam bot and was about to move the thread to the shitter. :lol:
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PostAuthor: Scuba Wino » August 22nd, 2006, 9:47 am

Creeping Death wrote:Jesus Christ. By the title, I thought this was another damn spam bot and was about to move the thread to the shitter. :lol:

You should anyway.
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Re: Exlax, Preparation H and Saran Wrap.

PostAuthor: Tater Nuts » August 22nd, 2006, 10:53 am

SA Yons wrote:Alright fellas, WTF? No, this isn't BII for your average schiezer film fluffer...

One of my NCO's just told me this was a common practice at Campbell for his teletubbies and fatties; you take a bunch of ExLax, rub yourself with Preparation H, wrap your waist in Saran Wrap, then workout. Supposedly this takes inches off like nothing else.

Again, I say, WTF!?

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Ranger X has the "how to" video i'm sure.
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Re: Exlax, Preparation H and Saran Wrap.

PostAuthor: RangerX » August 22nd, 2006, 11:06 am

Tater Nuts wrote:
Ranger X has the "how to" video i'm sure.


Hey now!!

A fella could get a reputation around here.....
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PostAuthor: Bugsy » August 22nd, 2006, 12:44 pm

If exlax and preperation H don't get those fuckers to start "screamin" I doubt anything ever will. :lol:
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PostAuthor: Ndog275 » August 22nd, 2006, 4:50 pm

So let me see if I understand...you shit yourself and try to sweat and/or tighten up your skin to pass a tape test. Seems like a lot of crazy bullshit to me, how much of a lazy fat fuck do you have to be? If the turds that came up with this put a 1/4 of that energy into PT and diet and they wouldn't have to worry about getting taped. :roll:
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PostAuthor: Rugger » August 22nd, 2006, 8:00 pm

Here's an idea. Do not let yourself become a fat fuck while on active duty. Work out reguarly and stay the hell away from the cookies and cakes.
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Re: Exlax, Preparation H and Saran Wrap.

PostAuthor: RTO » August 22nd, 2006, 9:17 pm

RangerX wrote:
Tater Nuts wrote:
Ranger X has the "how to" video i'm sure.


Hey now!!

A fella could get a reputation around here.....


too late!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Exlax, Preparation H and Saran Wrap.

PostAuthor: RangerX » August 23rd, 2006, 4:24 am

RTO wrote:
RangerX wrote:
Tater Nuts wrote:
Ranger X has the "how to" video i'm sure.


Hey now!!

A fella could get a reputation around here.....


too late!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


Ya think?!?

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PostAuthor: CHCB » August 26th, 2006, 2:50 pm

Rugger wrote:Here's an idea. Do not let yourself become a fat fuck while on active duty. Work out reguarly and stay the hell away from the cookies and cakes.


I think THAT fucking ship sailed a long time ago for these guys!
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Re: Exlax, Preparation H and Saran Wrap.

PostAuthor: Silverback » August 26th, 2006, 2:56 pm

SA Yons wrote:Alright fellas, WTF? No, this isn't BII for your average schiezer film fluffer...

One of my NCO's just told me this was a common practice at Campbell for his teletubbies and fatties; you take a bunch of ExLax, rub yourself with Preparation H, wrap your waist in Saran Wrap, then workout. Supposedly this takes inches off like nothing else.

Again, I say, WTF!?

-SA


You will immediately tell that "NCO" to shut the fuck up! I can't even fathom what the fuck this is about.
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PostAuthor: Looon » August 26th, 2006, 3:03 pm

When are they going to get something else? :roll:

After batt, in the 1/29, one of the fattest, laziest sonofabitch's was in there. He looked like a fucking bowlling ball. E-5. His neck was so fucking fat, that he passed the comparison part. Neck to waste.

Me and a couple of other guys got into lifting and body building. I was large, as were they and not hardly any body fat. I could barley pass the tape test. :roll: They don't make a tape long enough for me these days. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That test is soooo fucked up.
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PostAuthor: Silverback » August 26th, 2006, 3:12 pm

Rugger wrote:Here's an idea. Do not let yourself become a fat fuck while on active duty. Work out reguarly and stay the hell away from the cookies and cakes.


Intelectually I think that is a great plan, emotionally I think "Fuck that, pass the cake"
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PostAuthor: Ranger Bill » August 26th, 2006, 3:14 pm

All that is accomplished by this is temporary pass-the-tape-test-trick is that an un-fit soldier remains un-fit. It is not good for the soldiers, his unit or the Army. Real men don't rub asshole stuff on their bodies.
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