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KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » June 27th, 2006, 1:49 pm

the point in theory is that the straps won't melt in a turret fire as the tanker unasses the ride, or get caught in the turret ring as the turret traverses, and eats a foot. just poor discipline if you ask me.

hey SB, here's some tanker lore for ya: you are not authorized to wear your tanker boots until after your first successful Table 10. If a Table 10 qualed, gay boot wearer finds out out a tanker is wearing the boots prematurely, the straps may be cut off by said qualified tanker.

anymore gay Cav traditions you need help with, I'm happy to explain the ones I know.

23LRS · Post by **23LRS** » June 27th, 2006, 2:27 pm

KW Driver wrote:the point in theory is that the straps won't melt in a turret fire as the tanker unasses the ride, or get caught in the turret ring as the turret traverses, and eats a foot. just poor discipline if you ask me.

hey SB, here's some tanker lore for ya: you are not authorized to wear your tanker boots until after your first successful Table 10. If a Table 10 qualed, gay boot wearer finds out out a tanker is wearing the boots prematurely, the straps may be cut off by said qualified tanker.

anymore gay Cav traditions you need help with, I'm happy to explain the ones I know.

How about the greased flesh saber to the spinchter ritual (while in boots of course)

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » June 27th, 2006, 3:00 pm

that's after the grog bowl ceremony during the Spur dinner.

23LRS · Post by **23LRS** » June 27th, 2006, 3:01 pm

KW Driver wrote:that's after the grog bowl ceremony during the Spur dinner.

LOL!!!!

The Holmchicken · Post by **The Holmchicken** » June 27th, 2006, 7:10 pm

I'd like to see someone try to cut off SB's boots!

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » June 27th, 2006, 7:44 pm

The Holmchicken wrote:I'd like to see someone try to cut off SB's boots!

If I actually wore boots like that....I would kick my own ass.

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » June 27th, 2006, 7:50 pm

Silverback wrote:
The Holmchicken wrote:I'd like to see someone try to cut off SB's boots!
If I actually wore boots like that....I would kick my own ass.

as it should be

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » June 27th, 2006, 8:03 pm

rgrpuck wrote:
Silverback wrote:
The Holmchicken wrote:I'd like to see someone try to cut off SB's boots!
If I actually wore boots like that....I would kick my own ass.

as it should be

The stetson however....

JarHedSolja · Post by **JarHedSolja** » June 28th, 2006, 7:45 am

Silverback wrote:
JarHedSolja wrote:I just got a pair of these for 80.00. Had to wait around 2 months while they were on back order. They're lighter than any running shoe I've had and fit very comfortably. They breathe great and have extra ankle support which is a huge plus.
At 3lbs...what kind of running shoes are you wearing?

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » June 28th, 2006, 8:58 am

Those NB look futuristic. Are you sure they weigh more than 3 lbs?

JarHedSolja · Post by **JarHedSolja** » June 29th, 2006, 6:52 am

ANGRYCivilian wrote:Those NB look futuristic. Are you sure they weigh more than 3 lbs?

They actually make me float on thin air.

Actually I believe they weigh approximately 14 oz. Perhaps I should have stated that the boots feel as though they weigh less than my running shoes.

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » June 29th, 2006, 8:45 am

Y'all be haten' on Tanker Boots but the black Corcoran's look badass when their spit shined. Spit shine the whole boot to glass and just buff the straps so thier flat black. :D

I have a pair that I got in '85 at Knox the first time I went through basic. I use to wear them when I was in 2/18. The COC tried to jump my ass about it and said it was an Infantry unit, I told them I was a 19E before I was an 11C, and they dropped it.

I use to walk in wearing Heavy starched BDU's with all my scary shit sewn on and a pair of highly spit shinned Tanker boots and my PC rolled.

They fucking hated me.

Fishboy · Post by **Fishboy** » June 29th, 2006, 10:32 am

hobbit · Post by **hobbit** » August 20th, 2006, 10:21 pm

Silverback wrote:If I actually wore boots like that....I would kick my own ass.

Except for the pair you wear while doing female impersonations on the web, right? Would you like some kevlar ass armor before you start your self-flagellation penance?

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