Special Operations 'Clip On' kneepads

[Spartan]

I got the following commercial solicitation in an email. I guess he's like most people who think if you put the words 'Special Operations' before something that people will be tripping all over themselves to purchase it. Hell, he ought to say that Navy SEALs wear them on SCUBA ops for when they exit the ocean onto rocky beaches, he'd probably sell 10 times as many:
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My name is Dexter Meadows.

My Web Site: http://www.dextermeadows.com

I have invented a new style of knee protection wear called" Special Operation Heavy Duty Clip-On Kneepads".

When you clip them on to your field pants then Velcro back to the kneepads. You will see how comfortable they are with no straps around your legs, and also they will not slide down when you are in the Theater.

If needed to, you can wear them for 24-7 over 30 days before taking them off. That's how comfortable they are.

Retail Price:$29.95
Wholesale Price:$18.00
Clips:Chrome,Black

(DoD)(CCR):Number-133093067
(CAGE)Code:Number-3F7Y8

Phone:Number-(661)392-8769
P.O. BOX 81942
Bakersfield,Ca
93380-1942
E-mail: dexter@dextermeadows.com

P.S. Here is a picture with my knee protection wear on.
If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask.
Dexter Meadows,dba

DEXTER MEADOWS ENTERPRISE.
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Note - while I don't endorse this product, you've got to see the 'spinning cowboy' photo of Dexter on his site.

[Looon]

Now that is G...A....Y....

The 1st time you IMT, RIIIIIPPPPP, oh shit, there goes my knee pads.

They would be good for Luna and his Gay Porno career.....

Fuckyou

[Steadfast]

Now that is G...A....Y....

The 1st time you IMT, RIIIIIPPPPP, oh shit, there goes my knee pads.

They would be good for Luna and his Gay Porno career.....

I saw a commerical last night offering just this item for gay lovers to give gay partners this special gift just before the wedding/union. At the local hospital all the head nurses wear knee pads.

I'de like to see Luna wearing a tutu and knee pads.

[RafterMan]

Rofl the site alone cracks me up. Spin cowboy spin.