How can you tell if someone really went to Ranger School?

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How can you tell if someone really went to Ranger School?

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Are there any questions that only a real Ranger would know, even if they went 8 years ago?
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Post less , search and read!
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The secret Ranger password (and handshake).
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Not to mention the standard greeting...
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Post by The Holmchicken »

Here's a freebie. What's the little green shack in the Mountains? Now use the fucking search button......sir.
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Post by Bugsy »

EarthPig wrote:The secret Ranger password (and handshake).
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THAT'S WHAT THE HANDSHAKE LOOKS LIKE

you'll have to use the search button for the secret password :twisted:
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The way you know is by talking to them and speaking of things that only those who have gone through it would have a clue as to what in the fuck you are talking about. So, if we tell you, having not gone through it, then how in the fuck do you expect to know what the fuck we are talking about?

Examples already stated are the green shacks, standard greeting, etc. Quick, what is the standard greeting?





















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and after the standard greeting what is the proper reply by an officer?
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Standard greeting: Can I have your cocoa beverage powder?

Standard answer: Get away from my lunch before I fucking kill you.
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Varient #1:

Greeting: Dude, I'll trade you my main meal for your peanut butter.

Reply: Whatcha got?


Answer: Cornerd beef gash.


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Re: How can you tell if someone really went to Ranger School

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m-14.762 wrote:Are there any questions that only a real Ranger would know, even if they went 8 years ago?
His dick will be three inches longer than the last time you had it at eye level
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Re: How can you tell if someone really went to Ranger School

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Silverback wrote:
m-14.762 wrote:Are there any questions that only a real Ranger would know, even if they went 8 years ago?
His dick will be three inches longer than the last time you had it at eye level
So you know him also? Interesting. :lol:
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Post by Buddy12 »

m-14.762,
Did you not read the faq's or any of the pm's sent to you?
Quit posting until you've read them all.
Including mine.
This needs to be your last unsearched question.
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Post by Silverback »

Buddy12 wrote:m-14.762,
Did you not read the faq's or any of the pm's sent to you?
Quit posting until you've read them all.
Including mine.
This needs to be your last unsearched question.
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