PHR Status Check

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » February 1st, 2004, 3:53 pm

Spill it.

ImportsRsloths · Post by **ImportsRsloths** » February 1st, 2004, 10:31 pm

well I'm going to be looking for that bastard as well..... He said he was looking forward to "triangle choke slamming my ass".... I want to help him out

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » February 1st, 2004, 10:49 pm

He was logged in, but didn't have the balls to respond to Ranger Spartan.

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » February 1st, 2004, 11:01 pm

Roger Ranger Slowpoke. Could be a good case for Ranger Saltbitch to pick up on, but probably not worth the effort anymore.

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » February 1st, 2004, 11:39 pm

A few words in the ears of the "Black Hats" might be fun, though. Like....PHR being called out at a formation and identified as a pussy.

Saltbitch · Post by **Saltbitch** » February 2nd, 2004, 9:29 am

Last week was *supposedly* his jump week, correct? Doesn't that mean RIP/RIP-Pending cadre should have custody of him? Assuming that he ACTUALLY made all of his jumps.

I KNOW that the weather was nice here last week; so scratch that as a factor. I just don't know how much to calculate for his 'lateral vagina movement'. :?

Either way, he's probably a 'World-Wide' by now; jumps or no jumps.

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » February 2nd, 2004, 10:47 am

Saltbitch wrote:Last week was *supposedly* his jump week, correct? Doesn't that mean RIP/RIP-Pending cadre should have custody of him? Assuming that he ACTUALLY made all of his jumps.

IF he did, normal human behaviour would have him here, telling us about it. Unless of course, there's shame involved.

What's up PHR? I know you've been lurking - we've seen you!

Spill it.

Saltbitch · Post by **Saltbitch** » February 2nd, 2004, 10:55 am

I think he's scared we'll paint a target on him for the RIP cadre. He doesn't understand that his silence will assure it.

Keep it up, Pisspalepony, aka PV2 Mazzey/Mazzie (thought you could throw us off with that lame-ass misspelling, eh?); the fucking noose is tightening.

We'll give you all the rope you need.

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » February 2nd, 2004, 11:03 am

He's practically begging for it.

PaleHorseRider · Post by **PaleHorseRider** » February 2nd, 2004, 3:12 pm

sorry for the late post, i dont usually venture into the DEP commo zone. i did not jump last week, i tore ligaments in my foot the friday previous to jump week on the 5 mile run. worst fucking luck ever, all i wanna do is get the fuck outta here and go on to RIP. they gave me a 2 week profile and i have to go to an appeals board in front of the SGM this friday, dont know what will happen, but there is a good chance i might be med dropped because i've been here so long. again sorry for the delay Rangers.

P.S. Ranger Saltbitch, i dont know what you are talking about, mispelling, whoever i told my name to i told the it was Pvt. Mazzie, not mazzey.

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » February 2nd, 2004, 10:04 pm

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P.S. Ranger Saltbitch, i dont know what you are talking about, mispelling, whoever i told my name to i told the it was Pvt. Mazzie, not mazzey.[/quote]

WTF???? I don't know what YOU are talking about. Say again, over!

I probably slept through it but when did they start doing 5 mile runs (walks) in Jump School. However this was 12 years ago I may have forgotten.

PaleHorseRider · Post by **PaleHorseRider** » February 3rd, 2004, 3:01 am

a 5 mile run is completed the last day of tower week. i wasnt even supposed to start in the class that morning, i just needed to go to the malfuncitons class and manifest on friday afternoon. but some other holdover going in to jump week decided he'd ask the ops Sgt if he could join the class wed or thurs, cause he thought he could use the practice, and all the other jump week recycles had to go through 1 or 2 days of additional training. i just wish i wouldnt have had to make the run, because i wouldnt have gotten hurt and couldve completed my freakin jumps.

Saltbitch · Post by **Saltbitch** » February 3rd, 2004, 10:24 am

PaleHorseRider wrote:P.S. Ranger Saltbitch, i dont know what you are talking about, mispelling, whoever i told my name to i told the it was Pvt. Mazzie, not mazzey.

Oh, that's ok; it's no problem. I don't mind if you call Ranger Spartan and the board MOD fucking liars. Get this straight, fucker: YOU FUCKING PM'D THAT INFO BEFORE YOU SHIPPED OFF TO BASIC. YOU WERE THE ONE THAT FUCKING TYPED IT. Does this sort of ring a bell...."I don't know why I'm doing this...feels like I'm signing my death warrant...."

Oh you weak-minded, miserable slug. It seems you have a classic case of 'it's not my fault....someone/something/the gods caused it. You know that they are gonna DX you, don't you? I, for one, am glad. You are such a waste of oxygen.....and it's painfully fair to say that you ARE too fragile to even make it through RIP. Torn ligaments....what a delicate little puss.

DEPshits take note:
This is what you should aspire to never be; weak of heart and mind. Your body may fail you; and as a Ranger, it will. This Lump of Shit lacks the heart and mind to drive on to the Ranger objective. He isn't even trying. It's obvious that he is scared....scared to be anything but mediocre. Learn the lesson of PHR; without ever becoming PHR. The first time you see this 'type' of soldier (term used loosely), it will turn your stomach. If you see this type, and just want to KILL them; then you are on the right path.

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » February 3rd, 2004, 11:53 am

It's going to be sort of difficult to triangle choke IRS from Korea isn't it, PHR?