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Horned Toad
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Post by Horned Toad »

Has anyone noticed that brit bitches only seem to come in 2 flavors, but ugly and smoking hot. I don’t remember seeing a lot of smoking hot ones when I was there. Maybe we can designate a new " I fucked a ugly fat bitch" medal for those poor sots.
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Post by Spartan »

Gee, wouldn't that make us appear a bit sexist to those who are not aware of how sensitive we are to gender and cultural issues in real life?

That could prove to be counter-productive.
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Post by Horned Toad »

some of them brits need a lot of counter production!!! shit tell em to wrap it twice and dont breed, EVER.
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Post by Flesh Thorn »

It will take less time if you look at their uniforms and see if you can find anything right.

What a bunch of dorks.
They look like they are from 2nd Battalion. :)
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Post by Spartan »

CBAR10: So, if it were you in the decision making mode - I'd have to ask:

'Paper or Plastic?'
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Post by Steadfast »

Quoted by Spartan:
'Paper or Plastic?'
Wooooooooooooo hoooooooo hahaha. :o
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4/325 82d DIV 68-69
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K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
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Post by RangerLink »

WTF. :roll:
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Post by Horned Toad »

Since I would hate to appear sexist and inconsiderate, I choose neither. I would introduce her to a fine custom we have here. It’s called the sock treatment. Its pretty simple, a sock in the mouth and a dick in the ass, if they are really bitchy, a dirty sock!
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Post by BeerForMe »

i bet that chick in the picture is a wannabe rangerette at that
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Post by Saltbitch »

Anyone notice that she's getting 'flagged' by a teammate's muzzle? They're so elite.... :roll:
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Post by Spartan »

And from the guy on her right, it appears she's either very short, or, perhaps she's on her knees. :lol:
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Post by Saltbitch »

Sweeeeeet....nothing like a little PCI of your 'piece'. 8)
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Post by Mailman »

I wish I had a Little Bird so I could go over there and take out these fuckin jerkoff's :twisted:
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Post by Steadfast »

Why have the pictures been edited out :?: Is this due to editting by Moderators :?: Is this because pictures are deleted at site of origin :?: Please update with information please :?:
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