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Post by Harris »

Talk about meatballs one more time, I DARE YAH!!!
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My name is not Ismael. It is fucking John Candy and I am an American actor. See this Red White and Blue shirt I am wearing, huh fuck face. I am an American. See that Isreali flag back there, well we are in Isreal. I do not eat Kosher foods. Why do you people make me scream. I want to eat only French Continental Cuisine plus escargot, Calamaria, & Scunglia. Do you fucking people understand me yet? At 6 PM this evening I want 4 nubile college women giving me massages and coming into my hot tub with me. Why do you people make me scream. I am fucking John Candy, an American actor. Give me someone that speaks english already.
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"I'll wear whatever flag I want to for a shirt and after I'm done pounding your head in, I'll wipe my ass with yours."
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Post by Steadfast »

Very nice Ranger Plavney! :D


Stop talkin' Atalian to me. I am an American. What is that you are showing me? Some sort of Kung Foo Cat fighting stance. We are going to use good old American fists here. Put your dukes up.
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4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
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I can't believe that that guy pulled them two little turds out of that fat guys ass.
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Post by Horned Toad »

DAMNIT my name is Meatloaf, not John fucking Candy, and no you cant have my autograph!!
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Post by Currahee 3-4 »

"Grasshopper....snatch the cheesburgers from my hands......
Damn grasshopper you're fast!!!!!!!!!"
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pinch my nipples again and ill beat ur ass
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