Where do babies come from?

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » December 29th, 2003, 10:27 pm

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lazydiva · Post by **lazydiva** » December 30th, 2003, 10:16 am

Speaking of which, Australia is suffering from a sperm shortage! They advertised in Canada for donors. If you pass the physical and are accepted, the clinic will fly you to Australia, put you up in a hotel and feed you for two weeks. Your only commitment is to donate every second day. I'm sure that this is a dream job for some of you. Kinda makes me wish I was born a guy. DAMNIT!

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » December 30th, 2003, 10:25 am

Are those 'hot shot' donations, or 'into tube/solution'? Also, do you have to abstain the whole two weeks, other than the donations? I mean are they calling this a vacation or what?

lazydiva · Post by **lazydiva** » December 30th, 2003, 7:35 pm

I don't know all the "ins and outs" of it, I only heard about it because a friend of mine is broke, but dying to travel so he signed up for a, ah, position. (Oh, how punny!!!) From what I gathered, you must abstain between donations.

Harris · Post by **Harris** » December 30th, 2003, 10:08 pm

Ok well that answers where Babies come from...but where do Rangers come from

Saltbitch · Post by **Saltbitch** » January 3rd, 2004, 1:44 am

Any one of Dante's levels...

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » January 4th, 2004, 5:37 pm

Oh Boy? Yes, Dante's levels. I guess I want to be the "Good" Ranger

and kick the mofos ass all over the place. I want to remake his face so that his own mother would no longer recognize him. I want to make him lick the urinals and toilets clean with his tongue. Then hand the fucker over to the "Bad" Ranger.