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Rock Island Ranger
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Post by Rock Island Ranger »

:lol: ...and Ill claim responsibility for the conception of your son.... 8)
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Ranger Ron
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Post by Ranger Ron »

[quote="Zonk 1/75"]“I’m desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.â€
SUA SPONTE - "We few, we happy few, we BAND OF BROTHERS;
for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!" - Shakespeare

RLTW! - Land of the Free BECAUSE of the Brave

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AbnRgr289
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

Insurance companies suck Balls! :evil:
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"

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cams
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Post by cams »

Zonk 1/75 wrote:
Abell9 wrote:
MrsDocMac wrote:When you wake up in the morning, the sleep in your eyes is actually dust mite poop, there are approximately 3 million dustmites living in the average queen sized mattress, and 25% of the average 1 year old pillow is dust mite and dust mite poop. :shock: :shock: :shock:

I'm going to go take a nap.....
Well, that explains the taste in my mouth.
I’ll claim responsibility for the taste in your mouth in the morning…………..
:shock:
From one 1st Batter to another......... :roll: .
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until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
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Flesh Thorn
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Post by Flesh Thorn »

Who decided that you need a Caps lock button on a key board ?
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Gordo173
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Post by Gordo173 »

So if birds are descendents of dinosaurs, do you think T.Rex tasted like chicken?
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Oopps almost forgot Class 4-84

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Post by Bravo57 »

Why does the CFL have a 110 yard field?
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Post by MrsDocMac »

There are a lot of folks in the world that will pay $2,108.00 for a vacuum cleaner..... there are even more that will finance it at 21% interest over a 3 1/2 year period....
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Darksaga
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Post by Darksaga »

Why is it that when one kid wakes up the other feels obliged to do the same even at four in the morning. :roll:
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

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Darksaga
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Post by Darksaga »

Why were my peers suddenly unhappy when I suggested we shoudl refer Nancy Pelosi for a psych eval. :?
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
*1992-1996 USMC CPL
* 12/2005- present USAR Medic PL/ Human Terrain Teams
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