Rangers-Eazy on the eyes, hard on the heart!

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » March 25th, 2004, 9:34 am

I don't live in Casper, I live even farther north!!!! Hey it was 74 degrees here yesterday!!! Gettin' closer to fishin' naked every day!!!

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » March 25th, 2004, 9:35 am

Just KIDDIN! AGAIN!!!

...But I do Love to fish, camp, hunt, ride horses, break horses, anything that has to do with the outdoors. I live in the Big Horn Mtns. What do you expect!!!! It's an awesome place to be!
My boyfriend is a little, bit irritated with me for visiting so much on the web and especially if you guys find out where I go to fish and sunbathe nude!!! He isn't not sharing his fishin' spot!

Horned Toad · Post by **Horned Toad** » March 25th, 2004, 11:06 am

well shit if you got a boyfriend it doesnâ€™t take a rocket scientist to figure out where his favorite hole is

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » March 25th, 2004, 11:09 am

Hey Straightshooter - Is your boyfriend a Ranger?

Why did you select "Rangers-Eazy on the eyes, hard on the heart!" as the subject for your topic? I would have thought the reverse was usually true - well knowing what Abell9 looks like anyway, one might guess that at least half of the reverse was true.

Rock Island Ranger · March 25th, 2004, 11:11 am

Horned Toad wrote:well shit if you got a boyfriend it doesnâ€™t take a rocket scientist to figure out where his favorite hole is

Geez, Toad....your sense of humor is coming along nicely.

I guess lack of sex does that to a man, huh?

Horned Toad · Post by **Horned Toad** » March 25th, 2004, 11:17 am

humor depends on the day, waiting on the fucking farrier now, 2 hrs late and counting

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » March 25th, 2004, 11:40 am

So, horned toad! You decided to come out and play with the new girl in town. I guess you don't know how to trim just "get" a little trim.
Question for ya'

Do you know where the lot number is on a condom????

Good! You haven't seen one unrolled that far either!

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » March 25th, 2004, 11:43 am

No my boyfriend isn't a ranger he was a jet mechanic. Just another leg like me. But my exhusband was. And hard on my heart that's why he's an ex! No, I just loved how ripped you all were when you came out of your training, enough to make a girl wet.

Rock Island Ranger · March 25th, 2004, 11:54 am

Horned Toad wrote:humor depends on the day, waiting on the fucking farrier now, 2 hrs late and counting

Speaking of Ferriers. Back when I raised App's and Morgans, I figured out that Ferriers were the most hard headed, self absorbed mother fuckers I have ever seen. Always late, too expensive, and seldom competant. And Toad, this girl here....she's ALL talk no action. Im bettin she's a frog face and weighs 245. Wont post a picture....she's skeered. Plum skeered. I mean, we didnt even ask for naked, it could be her feedin the livestock but NOOOOOO.....

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » March 25th, 2004, 11:59 am

I Tried to get Vrsca to post some for me, but he didn't like what I gave him because they were 10 years ago!!!! Okay, I don't think I changed that much!!! SO! I have my girlfriend coming up here to work on my break with her digital camera (my battery is dead...hmmm

) Anyway, I Will get her to take my ugly mug picture and then you ALL will BE sorry!!!! I may break the computer!

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » March 25th, 2004, 12:09 pm

All the ladies love an outlaw. It's in there jeans...uh...genes. Most hook up thinking they can mold/channel him, then when they figure out they can't, they're faced with a decision. Hang on for the ride, or find one that's built more for comfort than speed.

BadMuther · Post by **BadMuther** » March 25th, 2004, 12:20 pm

straightshooter wrote:Vrsca failed to tellyou that if you could get past my third eye and club leg that I am still better lookin' that the sheep he's been with on the range here.

Nice pick of vrsca's "partner"......hehehheeee

BadMuther · Post by **BadMuther** » March 25th, 2004, 12:23 pm

What the fuck is a ferrier? A gay ferret????

straightshooter · Post by **straightshooter** » March 25th, 2004, 12:24 pm

I guess we need to quit pickin' on his mother! Just wait until you see his father!!!! By the way.... Has anyone seen Spartan Lately???

Rock Island Ranger · March 25th, 2004, 12:28 pm

BadMuther wrote:What the fuck is a ferrier? A gay ferret????

Its usually a fat, botbellied, overpaid, primadona, self important, prick who shoes horses, trims their hooves, and fucks you for money.