Riddle me this:

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » July 15th, 2005, 5:23 pm

AbnRgr289 wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:I'm perfect and golden if left alone.
A single word destroys me--I'm suddenly gone.
What am I?
It's a beer!

No, baby, not the answer either

:D :D .

Kwith · Post by **Kwith** » July 15th, 2005, 6:11 pm

Silence

Silence is golden (how many times have I been told that on this site?

)

I'll borrow a riddle from J.R.R. Tolkien. This one was in The Hobbit.

This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town
And beats high mountain down.

Silverback · Post by **Silverback** » July 15th, 2005, 8:34 pm

Kwith wrote:Silence

Silence is golden (how many times have I been told that on this site? )

I'll borrow a riddle from J.R.R. Tolkien. This one was in The Hobbit.

This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town
And beats high mountain down.

What is time?

Kwith · Post by **Kwith** » July 21st, 2005, 11:04 am

Correct for $1000. Don't go anywhere; Double Jeopardy coming up right after this commercial break.

Everett Ruess · Post by **Everett Ruess** » July 21st, 2005, 1:50 pm

Terry Welshan wrote:Here is one for fans of really stupid humor in movies.

"What do you get when you cross a bunji and and owl?"

My ass!

Two men are found in the mountains. One is alive with a pack on his back that is open, the other is dead with a pack on his back that is closed. Why is that?

SAWgunner4fun · Post by **SAWgunner4fun** » July 21st, 2005, 2:01 pm

Chute didn't open.

What has two legs and bleeds?

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » July 21st, 2005, 3:48 pm

Ranger SAWgunner4fun, Is it half a cat?

SAWgunner4fun · Post by **SAWgunner4fun** » July 21st, 2005, 3:56 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:Ranger SAWgunner4fun, Is it half a cat?

I was looking for half a puppy... how 'bout we split the difference and call it half a kitten?

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » July 21st, 2005, 4:15 pm

SAWgunner4fun wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:Ranger SAWgunner4fun, Is it half a cat?

I was looking for half a puppy... how 'bout we split the difference and call it half a kitten?

Sure thing, Ranger SAWgunner4fun. :D

How many birth days does the average man have?

SAWgunner4fun · Post by **SAWgunner4fun** » July 21st, 2005, 4:19 pm

Ahh...one?

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » July 21st, 2005, 4:23 pm

SAWgunner4fun wrote:Ahh...one?

Correct.

SAWgunner4fun · Post by **SAWgunner4fun** » July 21st, 2005, 4:24 pm

The beginning of eternity
the end of time and space
the begining of every end
and the end of every place?

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » July 21st, 2005, 4:29 pm

The letter "e"?

SAWgunner4fun · Post by **SAWgunner4fun** » July 21st, 2005, 4:30 pm

Yup. Your up next.